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The Top Commentator Contest ended today and we have our three winners.

Congratulations all!!

1. Joaquin ($100)
2. Prncessdestinee ($75)
3. Rachel ($50)

Thanks to everyone who participated!

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-Carolina

Gossip Girls are happy to bring you the first pictures of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt since the whirlwind of rumors that the Mr and Mrs Smith co-stars tied the knot over the weekend.

Unsurprisingly, the wedding didn’t happen, but the Jolie-Pitt family seemed quite happy being together as they shopped for toys in Houston, Texas on Monday (March 31).

Clad in an oversized t-shirt with the words “Phat Lady” on it, Jamie Lynn Spears was spotted out running errands in Kentwood on Monday afternoon (March 31).

The Zoey 101 star flashed her engagement ring for all to see as she made a quick pit stop for gas, then heading to the local church to switch cars.

Ever since the unauthorized release of her nude photos onto the Internet, Audrina Patridge has been under the entertainment media’s spotlight as new details keep emerging about the photo shoot.

In an attempt to tell her side of the story, Audrina has been scheduling appearances on the entertainment news show circuit, which she kicked off with an appearance on the Ryan Seacrest show. Audrina took the opportunity to defend her actions and thank all of her friends, family, and co-stars that had publicly supported her.

Never getting much of a break from her hectic schedule, Miley Cyrus was spotted heading off to work on Monday, but not without a stop at the Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf first.

The Disney tween queen and her mom, Leticia, grabbed up a few drinks before making their way over to Levels Audio recording studio to work on the new album.

Wearing a camera around her neck, supermodel Heidi Klum spent Monday afternoon out and about with her mother, a few nanny’s, her bodyguard and the kids.

The group started things off by going for a walk through the park, heading towards the Natural History Museum in Los Angeles.

Dearest Jan-Jan,

Before we begin, I’d like to commend you on your efforts entertaining our troops during the Second World War. At the ripe young age of 40, you gave our boys something to live for as they fought to stop Hitler from finding Jesus’ cup in that tomb with the knight who was like super old. Anyway, those glory days are long gone. When you reach the triple digits, it’s time to retire the bikini. How do I put this delicately? Your ass looks like E.T.’s stomach – but more Play-Doh-y. So Play-Doh-y, in fact, that I’m about ready to bust out my Spaghetti Factory. I like to make the stars!

Godspeed,

The Superficial Writer

NOTE: Not sure what this is, but I’m convinced it’s our duty as a society to kill it.

Photos: Splash News

TMZ reports that the other Simpson sister, Jessica, has been hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai for a “minor kidney infection.”

Jessica’s rep confirmed the story, which was first reported by In Touch, saying that Jess in fine and should be released today.

[Wenn]

Paris Hilton busted up her chin over the weekend as she was leaving a music store in Prague. She was fleeing the paparazzi when she tripped over a step and landed face first into the ground. Being the heroic knight that he is, Paris’ boyfriend Benji Madden failed to help Paris to her feet and instead stepped over her. Although after realizing she was actually hurt, he did eventually turn back around to help her. Which I guess is actually pretty impressive, because if I saw Paris Hilton lying face first on the floor I’m pretty sure my first instinct would be to kick her. Well that, or bring both my hands to my face in shock that she wasn’t naked and covered in used condoms. Haha, just kidding. Paris Hilton? Condoms? It’s like I’m writing a fantasy novel.

A video of Benji pleading with the paparazzi to leave Paris alone after the jump.

Photos: The Daily Mail

NBC has said thanks, but no thanks to the possibility of offering Ashlee Simpson a slot on Saturday Night Live to promote her new album Bittersweet World . The 2004 lip-syncing nightmare might have been a heavy weight in the consideration process.

An insider told the NY Post that Ashlee’s father/manager, Joe Simpson, tried to get her a spot on SNL, but producers said no because she was ‘a pain’ during her last visit.

Her rep, however, claimed,

We’re not doing ‘SNL’ because they’re dark the week we are here in April and there were no other opportunities later in the year.

Riiiight.

[Wenn]