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Any worries that Sophie Monk was having a hard time getting over Benji Madden have been put to rest.  She has moved on to a millionaire video game director, and appears to be happier than ever.

The Aussie actress/singer/model was spotted dropping off her new boyfriend Jason Rubin at the LAX International Airport on Saturday.  And though they’re still in the beginning stages of their relationship, it seems Miss Monk has already begun fulfilling the duties of a serious girlfriend.

While there’s no word yet on a wedding date, Andy Roddick and Brooklyn Decker are on their way to a walk down the chapel aisle - as the twosome got engaged last week.

The tennis star officially popped the question to Decker this past Tuesday (March 25), Decker’s rep told press.

Kevin Federline still has feelings for his vagina-flashing ex-wife Britney Spears. Could there be a reunion in the works? And, God help us all, another offspring down the line? Showbiz Spy reports:

“I still love Britney. She’s the mother of my children,” Federline, 30, said.
And Jamie Spears — Britney’s dad — is even reportedly encouraging the pair to reunite.

Ack! Britney's dad is trying to make this happen?! WTGDF?! Seriously, if these two get back together you know she's popping out another kid then going off the deep end. And I was really starting to like how things are now. You know, where I hardly ever see her face anymore. Do you know how hard it is to constantly type Frappucino? I had to hire midgets to move my fingers. True story.

With the ever-increasing influence of American popular culture on the rest of the world, it’s no wonder there are so many celebrities jet-setting around the globe.  And Mariah Carey landed in Paris, France this past weekend to spread some love and promote her new album.

The “Always Be My Baby” singer did her usual hamming it up for the cameras outside the Four Seasons George V, wearing a sexy black dress, high heels, and a pink patent leather half-jacket.

In the tragic wake of Heath Ledger’s untimely death, there are reports that the Aussie actor may have fathered a love child back in his teens.

Estranged uncle Haydn Ledger has come out with a claim that back when he was 17 years old, the “Brokeback Mountain” stud had an affair with a 25-year-old woman, resulting in pregnancy.

Paris Hilton displayed a rather nasty looking injury on her chin after falling earlier in the day trying to escape a swarm of paparazzi in Prague.

As previously reported by Gossip Girls, the 27-year-old’s presence “led to hysteria amongst photographers clambering to take her picture, with a major fight breaking out amongst rival snappers.”

When it comes to deciding on a hair color, Lindsay Lohan can’t seem to make up her mind.  And this past weekend the “Mean Girls” actress unveiled yet another change in hue.

Yesterday, LiLo and her partner in crime Samantha Ronson were spotted out shopping at Beachwood Market in Hollywood, California. 

It’s almost here… this Friday (April 4th) the fantasy/adventure film “Nim’s Island” hits theaters, and Jodie Foster and Abigail Breslin were spotted at the big Hollywood premiere yesterday.

The “Silence of the Lambs” actress looked cute and conservative in a bluish-grey 1940s-style short-sleeved dress as she smiled for the cameras.  Jodie has always been more a fan of letting her acting, rather than her clothes, define her.

Rikki Rockett, drummer for Poison, was arrested on rape charges for an incident that occurred in September at the Silver Star Casino in Mississippi. Rikki is out of jail and awaiting a district attorney's decision to see if the case will go before a grand jury. The AP reports:

"The subject, Rikki Rockett, forcibly had sex with an adult in one of the hotel rooms," according to a complaint.
Sciple said the woman contacted authorities several days after the alleged attack. He did not discuss details of the case, but said his office believed the woman's complaint warranted review by the district attorney.

Did Rikki do it? Oh yeah. I mean, look at the guy. Not exactly a pussy magnet. Also he's the drummer for Poison. He'd have better luck saying he still lives with his parents. It works for me. Okay, not really but, one day it will. As soon as my mom stops making me wear my retainer to the bar. I got a beer can stuck in it the other day for crying out loud. The ladies don't want to make out with a face full of Beast Ice. No matter how much chapstick you cover it up with. (Read: two tubes.)

He’s one third of the hottest teen band in the world, and Joe Jonas of the Jonas Brothers may have just been taken off the singles market (sorry ladies).

The “Hold On” heartthrob was spotted biking around town with his brothers in Santa Monica yesterday before taking a shopping trip with a very lucky girl.