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In Touch has learned that John Mayer is crazy about Jennifer Aniston. The singe flew to Miami on April 23 and checked into the Four Seasons hotel, but insiders say that he was barely there during his visit. Let’s just say that the $3,000-a-night presidential suite at the Mandarin Oriental, where Jen has been staying while shooting the movie Marley & Me seemed more…inviting.

From that moment on, the two “were inseparable”

When InTouch asked John how hw was doing after his 4 day weekend, John smiled. “My weekend was good.”

[Wenn]

David Blaine broke the Guiness World Record today for holding one's breath. David held his breath underwater for 17 minutes 4 seconds. That's pretty amazing considering one time I got water up my nose in the shower and fled my house in terror. Probably should've grabbed a towel first.... The AP reports:

The feat was broadcast live during "The Oprah Winfrey Show" and the studio audience cheered as divers pulled the 35-year-old magician from a water-filled sphere.
Blaine looked relaxed afterward and said the record was "a lifelong dream."
Before he entered the sphere, Blaine inhaled pure oxygen through a mask to saturate his blood with oxygen and flush out carbon dioxide.

Unfortunately, David's moment in the sun is about to be cut short. THIS JUST IN: Criss Angel has broken the record for most jewelry worn by one person. Moment's ago, he stepped into a bar wearing the entire Claire's charm bracelet collection. When asked to comment, Criss Angel responded by falling over in a crash of sparkly pandas and peace signs. He would later cough up a ruby-crusted family of unicorns before asking a woman for her number. SHAZAM!

Wearing a colorful ensemble, Amy Winehouse stepped out of her London pad on Wednesday (April 30) - heading off to pay a visit to incarcerated husband Blake Fielder-Civil at the Pentonville prison.

Smoking a cigarette outside her home, Wino got a bit upset as she waited for her driver - as he was late to pick her up.

Lauren Conrad's ex-boyfriend Jason Wahler is denying that a sex tape of Lauren exists. Heidi and Spencer were on The Tyra Banks Show yesterday and claimed the rumors about the tape are absolutely true. Heidi even claimed that Jason was trying to sell it. Us Magazine reports:

"I do not have a sex tape of Lauren Conrad and one does not exist," Wahler tells Usmagazine.com in a statement. "Spencer Pratt is lying again to get attention.
"Lauren is my friend," Wahler continues, "and it is insulting to her to suggest this."
On Tuesday's Tyra Banks Show, Pratt declared, "I know for 100 percent fact it did exist – 1000%!"

Okay, there's an easy way to sort this out: Let's put all four of these jokers in a room and toss a grenade in. Whoever survives is, obviously, the liar - and gets fed to a shark. Damn, I should negotiate peace treaties. Someone book me a flight to the Middle East. And don't forget my shark.

Cher sat down with Oprah Winfrey for a special interview at the Colosseum in Las Vegas where the legendary singer dropped the bomb that she was once getting Top Gun'd by Tom Cruise. The special will air May 8, but People has some details on Cher and Tom's relationship:

"He was a shy boy. He didn't have any money. One night we walked into this restaurant in New York and this girl came up, this waitress came up and she took our order and stuff like that and he said, 'I knew that girl in school and she wouldn't give me the time of day.' "
Winfrey's audience particularly appreciated Cher's remembrance of the "long date" she spent with Cruise – "I lived in his apartment," she tells Winfrey – which elicited cheers from the crowd.

Sometimes to pull off a joke I have to admit embarrassing facts about myself. In this case, that I have seen episodes of Will & Grace*. But, did anyone see the one where Jack was obsessed with Cher? I rest my case. *Just so no one doubts I'm all man, during the episode I hunted a deer while competing in a NASCAR race. But that stupid helmet totally ruined my cucumber face mask.

On location in New York City as of late, Catherine Zeta Jones was spotted keeping herself busy on the set of her new movie “The Rebound”.

The Welsh born actress’ latest work tells the story of a single mom who captivates her new neighbor - and he just so happens to be a much younger man.

The always-interesting issue of People magazine’s 100 Most Beautiful People is on the way, and Kate Hudson was just revealed to be the cover girl and number one pick for 2008.

The 29-year-old mother heads a list that includes the likes of Salma Hayek, Rumer Willis, Mary J. Blige, Amanda Beard, the Gossip Girl cast and cute couple Eva Longoria & Tony Parker.

Wearing a lovely black and white speckled evening dress, Brittany Snow was back on the red carpet for the premiere of her new movie “Finding Amanda”.

Held as part of the 7th Annual Tribeca Film Festival, Snow was joined at the screening by co-star Matthew Broderick - who visited the red carpet without his Sex and the City wife, Sarah Jessica Parker.

Now that summertime is upon us and bathing suit season is just around the corner, Reese Witherspoon is pumping up her physique for the beach.

The “Sweet Home Alabama” babe was spotted making some funny faces as she returned to her car following a grueling workout at a local Los Angeles gym.

While it’s true that she cut her teeth on a sitcom career, and made even more money doing kids movies and designing clothes, Ashley Olsen is an indie film buff-at-heart.

The “Full House” cutie was spotted over at the Hearst Tower in New York City for a screening of “Everywhere at Once” hosted by Harper’s Bazaar.