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I wasn't going to post these to save you from, well, having to look at them, but here's Britney Spears showing off her panties in Los Angeles over the weekend. Maybe 'showing off' isn't the right choice of words here, since the photographers basically have their hands up her skirt. I'm not sure why any reasonable human being would attempt to zoom in on Britney Spears' butthole like that, but this is the paparazzi we're talking about. I guess we should just be thankful they stopped there. Also, what the hell is going on with the texture of Britney Spears' private area? It looks like somebody decided to replace her vagina with a dirty old man's armpit. NOTE: Pics might be NSFW, depending on how you classify the horrible-looking area around Britney Spears' taint.

Coming off of a three hour visit to Neil George salon yesterday, Ashley Tisdale was back out and about early this morning (June 30) - once again in search of the perfect hairstyle.

The High School Musical starlet, who recently returned to Los Angeles after filming HSM3 in Salt Lake City, was spotted paying a visit to the Byron Williams hair salon in Beverly Hills.

While taking a break from shooting ‘Labor Pains’ in the San Fernando Valley, Lindsay and her gal pal were seen holding hands in clear sight of the paparazzi.

The other day, Jessica Simpson sported a t-shirt that read “Real Girls Eat Meat’ and naturally, this remark has upset Pamela Anderson, a devoted vegetarian and keen lover of animals.

Speaking on an Australian radio station, Pam fumed:

I think she is a bitch and whore. Actually, I don’t know if she was talking about food or men. [Not eating meat] is healthy, good for your body and good for the environment.

[Wenn]

Calling all Jon Bon Jovi fans! On July 12th, he will treat all his supporters to a free concert at Central Park.

The show is being presented in conjunction with Major League Baseball, and will be part of the festivities leading up to the July 15 All-Star game at Yankee Stadium.

[Wenn]

I really don't know what to say about these pics of porn star Bridget the Midget's flashing a boob this weekend. Mostly because I'm disappointed a unicorn didn't fly out of her cleavage like these doodles I made on my Trapper Keeper. Although, technically, I believe Bridget's obligated to at least shoot gold coins out of her nipple, if my interpretation of midget law isn't mistaken. Which it could be because they write so. Damn. Small. NOTE: Pics link to NSFW version including one of Bridget's tattoo of a dollar bill that's cleverly replaced George Washington with, well, here's a hint: that's not a flower.

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Rodney “Darkchild” Jerkins revealed that Britney’s new album will probably drop in early 09′.

He describes it as,

Very dancey, really uptempo. Ya know… in the clubs, real aggressive, and catchy. Very very very hook friendly. She very professional. She walked in at 8:30 and was out by 10:30.

This was his first time in seven years back in studio with Brit. He was the brains and talents behind Spears’ “Overprotected (Remix) and says he’s “trying to reinvent her.”

Let’s hope Britney kicks some ass come 2009!

David Archuleta, or as fans call him, Archie, regularly updates his MySpace blog with his feelings.

June 30 - Blog Entry From David
Current mood: excited
Category: Music

Hey guys!

Tomorrow’s our first show!! I have to admit I’m a little nervous, but I’m way excited at the same time. We’ve been having rehearsals each day just getting ready for the big day, and everyone sounds great. Last night after the rehearsal Kristy Lee, Chikezie, Cook, Jason and his family, Carly and I went go karting and it was sooo much fun lol. At first I was kinda like eh, I don’t know if I should go or not, I should get some rest and stuff. But Kristy Lee pushed me into going and now I want to go again.

Also on Sunday my cousin and his wife came up to visit, which was cool to see because they’ve both been in the military and busy. We were able to just hang out for a little bit and went to church. Anyway that’s all for now.

Can’t wait to see everyone tomorrow at the show!

- David

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The song is called “Hold My Hand.”

It’s not half bad!

A new court document states that Britney Spears wants to move from her L.A. house to “a lower density, more quiet and less trafficked neighborhood.”

The document was filed by her co-conservators, father Jamie and attorney Andrew Wallet and says that Brit wants a home that’s “more accessible to parks and recreation areas” for her babies.

The sale of her L.A. home would be in “the best interest of [Spears], her Estate and her minor children,” the document says.

[Wenn]