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Showing off her million-dollar smile, Adriana Lima was hard at work on Tuesday (July 29), taking care of the unveiling duties for the new Biofit Uplift Collection from Victoria’s Secret.

With the autograph signing celebration taking place at the Victoria’s Secret store inside of the Smith Haven Mall in Lake Grove, NY, Adriana playfully posed with lingerie in-hand before taking a seat to greet a few lucky customers.

Following a trip out east to film scenes for “Ugly Betty”, actress Lindsay Lohan and rumored squeeze, DJ Samantha Ronson, have returned to Los Angeles - arriving at LAX Airport on Tuesday (July 29).

After grabbing their luggage, the duo sat side-by-side as they enjoyed a smoke outside before heading off to an awaiting car.

These are pics of Latin pop singer Paulina Rubio on vacation with her husband. I don't really have much to say about these except for such stereotypical responses as "Holy Frijoles!"; "Ay dios mio!"; and "El queso está viejo y pútrido. ¿Dónde está el sanitario?"

Madonna's publicist is claiming the pictures of Madonna looking like emaciated shit were doctored. She says Madonna was looking as radiant as ever just days before. And by radiant I mean a fucking mutant. People reports:

"I just think the photographer got a bad shot of her or it was touched up to make her look bad," says her rep Liz Rosenberg. "I saw Madonna two days before at her rehearsal and she looked amazing – glowing skin and working really hard on her show."

Hmm, if Madonna's rep says she looked amazing just two days earlier, what the hell happened? I mean, besides the obvious which is Madonna died, and they're keeping her alive ala Weekend at Bernie's. Hey, it works for the Olsen twins...

As previously reported by the Gossip Girls, Shia LaBeouf was involved in a rather serious collision in which his truck flipped, and he sustained extensive injury to his left hand.  And though he was cited for DUI, he wasn’t blamed for the actual accident.

Sherriff’s Department spokesman Steve Whitmore vindicated the “Transformers” stud in a statement earlier today, declaring “He was not at fault.”

We’ve been seeing Jennifer Garner routinely taking her 2-year-old daughter Violet to art classes over the past month or so.  And it seems the little one has already begun to explore her creative side.

The “Alias” babe was spotted carrying her little daughter in one arm and what appears to be an art project in the other arm earlier today (July 29th) as they left the children’s art facility in Los Angeles.

Shia LaBeouf's crash on Sunday morning turned out to be not his fault despite being freaking loaded, according to the AP:

Sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore says detectives have determined that the other driver apparently ran a red light, and will be also be cited.

Now this is something I wouldn't want to know if I were Shia LaBeouf. I'd prefer learning a valuable lesson instead of finding out, "Hey, guess what, you're actually a decent drunk driver who just got nailed by some idiot." There's only way that'll end: Me filling my glove box with Jim Beam and Jell-O and starting an office car pool. Sure, everyone will complain I'm not wearing any pants, but have you seen those gas prices?

In case you guys are in a bubble, a major seismic event (a.k.a. a freaking 5.8. earthquake) was felt from Los Angeles to San Diego. CNN reports:

The quake's epicenter was about 2 miles southwest of Chino Hills and about 5 miles southeast of Diamond Bar, the USGS said. Chino Hills is about 30 miles east of downtown Los Angeles.
There were no immediate reports of injury or damage in Los Angeles, Los Angeles Fire Department spokesman Brian Humphrey told The Associated Press. San Bernardino County fire dispatch did not have reports of damage, AP said.

No major injuries which means Heidi and Spencer are still alive. Dammit, God, you missed! I hear the phone lines are a mess, but from the sound of it, everyone's just a bit shaken up. Get it? I'm horribly inappropriate. But in all seriousness, The Superficial hopes everyone's doing alright and your loved ones are safe. (Unless you're related to Ashton Kutcher, then I rescind my prior statement.)

Up bright and early, High School Musical star Ashley Tisdale was looking cute, as per the usual, when spotted out and about this morning (July 29).

The 22-year-old Disney actress first stopped by the local Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf for breakfast before paying a visit to her friend’s house.

Could it be? Miley Cyrus told press in an interview on Monday that “We’re thinking this is our last season (of Hannah Montana).  It seems like it’s been on, like, longer.”

Talking about the hit series, which is about to begin production for its third season on August 4th, Miley tells: “I just think we did a lot of episodes. We basically did two seasons in one season last year. Usually people would do one season that would be, like, 16 episodes, and we did almost 30 episodes!”