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Looking sporty in a black tantop and blue running shorts, Stacy Keibler was spotted out walking to Emerson Fitness Gym in West Hollywood on Monday afternoon (July 28).

The “Bubble Boy” babe and former WWE diva is coming off of a weekend appearance at the 2008 Comic-Con Convention in San Diego.

Britney Spears is dropping a ton of coin to, scientifically speaking, tighten that ass up. She's spending roughly $22 grand a month on a personal trainer, nutritionist and dance choreographer. Britney was getting sick of the constant pregnancy rumors, so she decided to do something about it that, surprisingly, didn't involve flashing her vagina at a Whopper. Wow, she has changed. The Daily Mail reports:

She has also taken on some of Victoria Beckham's diet tips, eating plenty of steamed fish and snacking on edamame beans. Britney also endures intensive work-outs with Pussycat Dolls' personal trainer James Van Daff as well as three-hour dance classes six times a week.
The source added: 'Britney piled on a lot of weight earlier this year. She was so stressed about the custody case and her medication for her bipolar disorder also made her put on weight. She was tired of being flabby and wanted to do something about it.'
Now, says the insider: 'Britney is so proud of herself because her ab muscles are back. She's feeling better than she has in ages.'

See? This is exactly what I tell women while I'm waiting in line at Starbucks. If you're serious about losing weight, just fork over $20 G's a month. It's that simple. Otherwise, you should probably let me have your whipped cream, or else your husband will sleep with his secretary. What can I say? I'm an inspiration. NOTE: Photos link to previous Britney bikini post that my penis is still trying to sort out.

Not far removed from giving birth to baby twins, Jennifer Lopez will be gracing the big screen with her presence again shortly. 

According to press reports, J Lo has signed to star in the Yari Film Group’s romantic comedy “The Governess” – which will be directed by Nigel Cole.

Ryan Seacrest apparently was bitten by a shark on Sunday while at the beach in Mexico. It must've been a tiny shark because Ryan barely even noticed and found the tooth later in his leg, according to Page Six:

"He didn't know what it was for a minute - he thought it was a stick," said one spy. "He had no time to be scared. He saw it swim away, he got out, took aspirin and called it a day."

Yeah? That's nothing. One time I got bit by a shark disguised as an alligator. Okay, maybe it was a mosquito, but in my mind it felt like an alligator who later revealed himself to be a shark, so that's what I'm telling people/chicks. Ball's in your court, Seacrest.

It was a big night at the Sunset Blvd hotspot Keyclub in Hollywood on Monday (July 28), as celebrities on-hand included sexy TV stars Lauren Conrad and Mischa Barton.

Mischa was spotted strolling out arm-in-arm with her beau, Taylor Locke, after a long night out. The twosome kept busy chatting and smoking cigarette’s together - heading to Taylor’s car, which had a picture of Paul McCartney sticking to its windshield.

Though American audiences were introduced to “The Incredible Hulk” back in June, the Japanese got their first look at the green guy earlier today (July 29) at the big Tokyo premiere.

And Liv Tyler was in the land of the rising sun to help promote the comic book flick, looking hot in a strapless black floral print dress teamed with a pair of strappy black heels.

"Does this make my butt look big?"

With the big nationwide opening of her new flick “The X Files: I Want to Believe” Gillian Anderson has been doing some serious promotion.  And yesterday (July 28), she was chatting up David Letterman on The Late Show.

The paparazzi caught up with the strawberry blonde pregnant babe outside the Ed Sullivan Theatre in midtown Manhattan, hamming it up with some fans and posing for pics.

Miley Cyrus would be the perfect spokesperson for safe sex if LifeStyles condoms had their way. As a fan of neither product, I really don't have an opinion on the matter. Except I do and it's after the quote. What is this? Your first day? NY Daily News reports:

"Pop culture proves that teens are more ready than ever to disuss the subject of sex," said Carol Carrozza, VP of marketing for LifeStyles. "With recent reports showing that one out of four teenage girls has an STD and the high level of teenage pregnancy, we believe that Miley is both influential and relatable to this afflicted set - and is the obvious choice to get the message of safe sex out to teens across America."
A rep for Cyrus says the teen has not been approached with the company's offer yet, but that it is something her and her camp would never consider.

Perhaps LifeStyles should've done a better job during their marketing research. Miley Cyrus is part of the crowd that believes teaching kids about birth control makes the Baby Jesus cry. Of course, Lynne Spears' upcoming book will capture the beauty of this thought process more eloquently in "Chapter V: You're What Now?"

If there’s one thing the Kardashian gals know, it’s fashion.  And sisters Kim, Kourtney and Khloe, along with mom Kris Jenner, all showed up for the “Style LA” runway show yesterday (July 28).

Held at the Viceroy hotel in Santa Monica, California, the TMG International/CUUR annual “Style LA” runway show was quite a hit, with models sporting everything from sexy swimwear to beautiful dresses.