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While some celebrities play the diva card and hire personal assistants to do their dirty work, Jessica Biel would much rather do it herself.

And the “7th Heaven” hottie was spotted carrying around a barrage of bags and books as she headed into an office building on Melrose Ave. in Beverly Hills, California yesterday (August 29).

Looking sporty in a white tanktop overtop a black spandex suit, Hilary Duff spent her Friday afternoon dropping by the shops of Robertson Blvd for some last minute weekend clothing needs.

Hopping out of her black Mercedes SUV, the “Lizzie McGuire” actress ventured into the Ossie Clark boutique, combing the racks before picking up a few items.

Heading out of town for the weekend, Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey were spotted getting ready for departure at LAX airport on Friday (August 29).

The former Miss Teen USA and her man strolled through the terminal, with Vanessa toting around her pet pooch, Wookie, as they headed towards the security checkpoint.

As I’ve often said for many years, “It doesn’t get more American than ogling a British lingerie model (Katie Downes) walking the streets of ole’ London town.” Cohesion: It’s what for dinner I started drinking at noon. SHAZAM!

Happy Labor Day Weekend, everybody! See you jokers on Tuesday.

Continuing along with her busy day at the Venice Film Festival, Charlize Theron once again looked stunning on the red carpet – this time for the premiere of her new movie “The Burning Plain”.

The Academy Award-winning South African actress both starred in and acted as executive producer for the Guillermo Arriaga directed drama.

It’s a Friday before a holiday weekend, so what the hell? Let’s talk about John McCain (Hey, he’s a celebrity too!) and his sans penis vice presidential pick today: Alaskan governor Sarah Palin. Here’s the word from Reuters:

Palin, 44, a self-described “hockey mom,” is a conservative first-term governor of Alaska with strong anti-abortion views, a record of reform and fiscal conservatism and an outsider’s perspective on Washington.
“She’s exactly who I need. She’s exactly who this country needs to help me fight the same old Washington politics of me first and country second,” McCain told a roaring crowd of 15,000 supporters in Dayton, Ohio.

So what do you think: Awesome? Bad? We’re straight fucked? She looks like Tina Fey? Cheap political ploy? Where’s Alaska? I’d hit it? I’ll let you guys handle the deep intellectual discourse. And people say this site isn’t informative. In your face, entire mainstream media!

She was one of the longest-reigning queens of prime time television, playing the role of Rachel Green on “Friends.” And it sounds like Jennifer Aniston is returning to the small screen this fall season.

According to her rep, Steven Huvane, the “Rumor Has It” actress will be guest starring on NBC’s hit comedy “30 Rock.” He told press, “She is shooting now.  We are not giving out any specifics on her character.

Sure to stir up even more talk as to who’s dating who, the Jonas Brothers were spotted out at TAO last night in New York City – and they weren’t alone!

Joe Jonas and his rumored love, Taylor Swift, along with Joe’s younger brother Nick and his said-to-be sweetheart, Selena Gomez, were caught by the paparazzi as they left the trendy Big Apple nightspot.

Kim Kardashian is training hard for the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars and is prepared to reveal more and more of her infamous butt as the show progresses. There’s nothing like using a woman’s astronomically large ass that once starred in a porno as a source of family entertainment. God bless you, ABC! People reports:

“I’m hoping that it’ll firm it up and shape it up,” she said during a launch party for the Pink Blackberry Curve at L.A. boutique Intermix. “Everyone is asking if I’m worried it’s going to go away. No, it’s going to tone it up. I can use that.”
So, will she flaunt what she’s got in sexy and slinky ballroom costumes? Kardashian said she expects to show off more than a little skin as the competition moves forward.

Despite the prospect of some Kim ass I still won’t watch. Mainly because I did the math and it’ll take at least 100 episodes before we see some crack. You can’t fight the numbers, folks.

NOTE: Your eyes are not deceiving you: these are shots of Kim leaving a hair removal center – and, damn, not a moment too soon. Here’s what she looked like prior to treatment. Mamma mia!

It has been a crazy week mixing celebrities and politics in Denver, Colorado.  And on Wednesday night, Jennifer Lopez and Jessica Alba were busy rallying the Latino vote.

The “Love Don’t Cost a Thing” songstress and the “Dark Angel” actress converged on Vinyl Nightclub in downtown Denver to inform and encourage Latin Americans to get involved in the political system.