Smuzzed

For the second day in a row, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson took to the beaches of Mexico sporting their itty-bitty bikinis on Tuesday afternoon (September 30).

According to a source on the scene, the “Mean Girls” starlet and her DJ mate enjoyed a dip in the warm waters and skimmed a few stones before laying down to work on their tans.

Following a failed shopping excursion earlier in the day, Britney Spears headed back to her hotel - as she had to get ready for a big night on the town!

After getting all dolled up, the “Piece Of Me” singer stepped out in a sexy black mini dress with matching ankle boots upon arriving to the Richard Rodgers Theatre.

Out in Los Angeles as she continues to promote her new country album, Jessica Simpson was spotted running around town earlier today (September 30).

Despite the sunny 90 degree weather, the “Do You Know” singer dropped by Touch of Gold tanning salon in the valley - adding a bit of color to her skin amidst a few business-related studio stops.

Audrina Patridge hosted an event for Bombay Sapphire in Vegas over the weekend proving she's the only pure and decent thing to come out of The Hills. Audrina grasps the concept that nobody wants to hear her talk. Ever. Not even if the sound of her voice is the antidote for cancer. Just smile, wear a bikini then wait for your fleeting relevancy to be replaced by the next 21-year-old with implants who's banging an MTV producer. Audrina Patridge, we salute you! Keep on truckin'! Thanks to Marcine for knowing the key to my heart: Gin.

After finishing things up at the Virgin Megastore, the stars of “High School Musical” ventured off to check out a screening of their upcoming film in Paris, France on Tuesday (September 30).

Among those in attendance at the press event were Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale and Corbin Bleu, along with the film’s director Kenny Ortega and French singer Amel Bent.

Taking care of her daily errands, Lauren Conrad was spotted making her way around Los Angeles with a female companion on Tuesday (September 30).

Looking to be watching her figure, LC was toting around a bottle of “Light Weight” - which happens a drink developed by physicians to increase calories burnt per hour.

Overwhelmed by paparazzi following her every move, Britney Spears was spotted paying a visit to Fragment Jewelry store in Soho on Tuesday (September 30).

After pulling up in her chauffeured SUV, the “Gimme More” singer got flustered wading through the crowd of gathered spectators - deciding to turn around and get back into the car.

Britney Spears, who swept the VMAs with her video for "Piece of Me," doesn't even think it's a good video. I mean, she made the thing while she thought she was a British nanny which proves those fat cats at MTV "bailed out" Britney. See what I did there? I'm poignant. Star reports:

"It's a cool video, but I think by far I've done videos that are way better, so I was really shocked that it got the award. It was just inspiring, though, because now, going forward with the videos that I'm doing now, I can really go there and do something crazy and see what happens."
She added that she'd be eating New York pizza before she leaves town — and not just one slice. "I eat what I want," the workout fanatic said.

In related news, Britney Spears was severely burnt this afternoon when she attempted to dump the contents of an entire pizza oven in her mouth. First responders believe a Stromboli is the culprit but hesitated to speculate further until a forensics team arrives. In the meantime, Britney's people say she dove out of the ambulance when it passed a Domino's and request anyone who sees the pop star to contact law enforcement. She's wearing a black- and red-striped shirt with a calzone seared into the collar.

As previously reported by the Gossip Girls, Janet Jackson was rushed to the hospital last night after she fell ill during her sound check at a venue in Montreal, Canada.

And earlier today, Rebecca Burns, a spokesperson for the hospital, told press, “Yesterday evening she was checked into the Royal Victoria Hospital and left a couple of hours later.”

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson slip n' slided down to Mexico yesterday, and I gotta tell you, I am shocked by these photos. Mostly because, after seeing Sam in a bikini, my penis didn't run off screaming into a wood chipper. Jesus. Who saw that coming?