Smuzzed

Following a relaxing holiday weekend back home in Los Angeles, Jessica Alba and her husband Cash Warren were spotted jetting back out of town on Sunday afternoon (November 30).

The happy couple were dropped off by Cash’s dad at Los Angeles International Airport, reportedly heading back to New York City for Jessica’s work obligations.

Out for a little weekend relaxation, the lovely Kate Walsh enjoyed a day at the beach with some friends and their pet pooches in Malibu on Sunday (November 30).

After grabbing up coffees at Starbucks, the “Private Practice” actress and her pals then headed to a shoreside perch where they spent a few hours enjoying each other’s company on what was a gray day.

Finishing off her weekend in paradise, Eva Longoria returned home to Los Angeles from Puerto Rico on Sunday afternoon (November 30).

Arriving into LAX Airport with a gal pal, the “Desperate Housewives” actress carried her pillow in-arms as the two made their way to an awaiting ride.

Out peddling her latest product, Paris Hilton presented her magical new fragrance “Fairy Dust” at the Macy’s Woodbridge Center Mall in Woodbridge, New Jersey on Sunday (November 30).

Looking ever-so-glamorous, the former “Simple Life” starlet greeted the crowd of anxious fans who waited over 2 hours to catch a glimpse of the heiress, as her arrival was delayed due to the heavy rains.

Let me start by saying there are several things I would feasibly believe Nicole Richie possesses: Pirate ship. Unicorn. One Ring to rule them all. Jesus' body. But an ass? C'mon, there's no way these aren't Photoshopped. And, seriously, whoever did this, Optimus Prime's face would've looked more realistic back there. You know, provided he was winking and smoking a cigar like Groucho Marx. I'm a helper :)

Let me start by saying there are several things I would feasibly believe Nicole Richie possesses: Pirate ship. Unicorn. One Ring to rule them all. Jesus' body. But an ass? C'mon, there's no way these aren't Photoshopped. And, seriously, whoever did this, Optimus Prime's face would've looked more realistic back there. You know, provided he was winking and smoking a cigar like Groucho Marx. I'm a helper :)

Good news, everybody! Despite what the media has been reporting (what with its anti-single-supermodels agenda), Miranda Kerr is not—repeat, not—marrying Orlando Bloom. People reports:

A rep for Bloom's girlfriend Miranda Kerr is knocking down a report in the Australian media Sunday that the Pirates of the Caribbean star and the model are engaged.
"The story ... is completely false and misleading," the rep says. "Miranda herself has clearly stated she is not engaged. There is nothing else to be said."
But while they're not making marriage plans at present, Bloom, 31, and Kerr, 25, are still very much a couple, and Kerry recently spoke about someday settling down with a special someone and having kids.

Sounds like Orlando Bloom got punked pretty hard there. You just know that Miranda probably responded to his 1,000th whiny request to marry him with a, "Hmmm...maybe," then after he bragged to all his buddies and about it and leaked it to the press, she sent her publicist out there to shoot him down. She probably plays all sorts of similar pranks on him, like "Got your nose" and "Hid your medication." She just seems cool like that.

Good news, everybody! Despite what the media has been reporting (what with its anti-single-supermodels agenda), Miranda Kerr is not—repeat, not—marrying Orlando Bloom. People reports:

A rep for Bloom's girlfriend Miranda Kerr is knocking down a report in the Australian media Sunday that the Pirates of the Caribbean star and the model are engaged.
"The story ... is completely false and misleading," the rep says. "Miranda herself has clearly stated she is not engaged. There is nothing else to be said."
But while they're not making marriage plans at present, Bloom, 31, and Kerr, 25, are still very much a couple, and Kerry recently spoke about someday settling down with a special someone and having kids.

Sounds like Orlando Bloom got punked pretty hard there. You just know that Miranda probably responded to his 1,000th whiny request to marry him with a, "Hmmm...maybe," then after he bragged to all his buddies and about it and leaked it to the press, she sent her publicist out there to shoot him down. She probably plays all sorts of similar pranks on him, like "Got your nose" and "Hid your medication." She just seems cool like that.

Stepping out for an evening on the red carpet, Sienna Miller and Keira Knightley teamed up at the British Independent Film Awards in London on Sunday (November 30).

Holding hands throughout the evening, “The Best Times of Our Lives” co-star pals happily posed for photographers as they mingled with fellow guests at the London Park Lane Hilton hotel event.

Living the good life, a smiling Angelina Jolie was spotted out shopping for toys with son Maddox in New Orleans on Sunday afternoon (November 30).

While her partner Brad Pitt was out riding one of his motorcycles, the 33-year-old brunette beauty and her 7-year-old son ventured into the “Little Toy Shop” to do a little browsing, emerging a short while later with a handful of goodies.