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Resting up before the night’s festivities, Kristin Cavallari was spotted soaking up the sun on Miami Beach on Wednesday afternoon (December 31).

Joining a group of friends, the reality starlet donned a skimpy blue bikini as she caught a few rays and a lot of flashbulbs, as the beach was swarmed by paparazzi.

Spotted out once again with his lady, Kevin Federline and Victoria Prince grabbed up lunch at Casa Vega in Studio City on Wednesday afternoon (December 31).

Walking side-by-side, the cute couple were filling up in advance of tonight’s New Year’s Eve festivities, with Victoria taking a moment to ride around in a little ATV.

Back from their Christmastime stay in Ojai, Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon were spotted out at the Santa Monica Farmer’s Market in Los Angeles on Wednesday (December 31).

Browsing the ground’s selections, the casually dressed couple were joined by Jake’s mother, Naomi, who recently divorced from the “Prince of Persia” hunk’s father.

Following a night on the town with girlfriend Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan was ready for a little R&R on the beach in Miami on Tuesday (December 31).

Accompanied by her younger brother Michael Lohan Jr., the “Mean Girls” starlet flaunted her fabulous figure in a sexy two-piece while laying out with a few friends.

Here's Paris Hilton celebrating New Year's Eve at The Bongo Virus party in Sydney. Hold on, she's in the future already?! Jesus, how did this happen? Aw man, she's going to get VD all over 2009 before we even get there. Guess I better start practicing having it burn when I pee. Anyone got a lighter? Happy New Year! I think. Goddammit, Paris...

Retreating to the beautiful weather of the Caribbean, Kelly Brook and Danny Cipriani were spotted enjoying each other’s company on the beach earlier today (December 31).

The “Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo” babe and her hunky boyfriend looked blissful as they splashed in the water and worked on their tans, thoroughly enjoying their romantic holiday.

Braving the snowy winter weather, Katie Holmes headed to work for the last performance of 2008 in her Broadway play “All My Sons”.

The former “Dawson’s Creek” cutie bundled up in a grey jacket, jeans, black boots and a white scarf as she headed to the Gerald Schoenfeld Theater earlier today (December 31).

In an effort to quash rampant divorce rumors, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have escaped to Puerto Rico for the next few days to prove their love is strong. Because being in the same place at the same time totally constitutes a healthy relationship. No, really, these two couldn't be more convincing if they procreated on a fighter jet in front of my house. True story. E! News reports:

"They are on a holiday vacation," says Anthony's rep.
Two days ago, Lopez and Anthony met up with friends and family for dinner at Marmalade, a trendy, upscale restaurant in the old-town section of San Juan.
"Jennifer and Marc looked very happy, so it is hard for me to believe the rumors that their marriage is in trouble," the eatery's general manager, Trace Donaldson, tells E! News. "They were laughing and seemed to be having a great time."

Okay, I get it. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have a large Latin audience who are devout Catholics. However, c'mon, these people love Ricky Martin who's not only gay, but adopted twin babies whom the Bible says he will no doubt inject with his gayness. Yet, I guarantee his next album will go triple cayenne pepper, or whatever they use to notate musical success. [Edit: Kittens in sombreros.]

He’s a shoo-in for pretty much any role he wants, but if Russell Crowe hopes to star in the upcoming Robin Hood film by Ridley Scott, he’ll need to shed some pounds.

The “Gladiator” stud has reportedly been ordered by his director friend to lose weight before he assumes the role of the Sheriff of Nottingham reports FOX News.

They’ve only been together a short time, but recent events make it look like Holly Madison and Criss Angel may be taking their relationship to the next level.

According to a report, the “Girls Next Door” babe and her “Mindfreak” beau were spotted checking out rings at Berger & Son Fine Jewelers in Las Vegas on Christmas Eve.