Smuzzed

- Robert Pattinson looks like "feminie," according to Twilight co-star Nikki Reed. She'll be dead within the hour. [Lainey Gossip] - Katherine Heigl's mouth is basically one more retarded comment away from sodomizing her career. [Celebslam] - Kevin a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/seth_rogen_shot_down_by_megan.php"...read full story/a br / pa href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/A2dUWRCANzJgfLgsZaBoIOl0HbI/0/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/A2dUWRCANzJgfLgsZaBoIOl0HbI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/abr/ a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/A2dUWRCANzJgfLgsZaBoIOl0HbI/1/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/A2dUWRCANzJgfLgsZaBoIOl0HbI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/a/pimg src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/thesuperficial/SNxk/~4/T7L9WHUeTUw" height="1" width="1"/

Enjoying an afternoon lunch outing, Ellen Pompeo was spotted out to lunch at Joe’s Pizza at Sunset Plaza in Los Angeles on Friday (July 31).

The heavily pregnant “Grey’s Anatomy” star had a meeting with a friend and chatted with the owners of the restaurant before taking a box of pizza to go.

Not wasting much time in the love department, Jaime Pressly is ready to tie the knot with her lawyer beau, Simran Singh.

According to breaking reports, the “My Name Is Earl” actress has gotten engaged, although no wedding date has yet to have been set.

Doing her best to get back into the swing of things following her recent breakdown, Mischa Barton was spotted showing off a new hairstyle in New York City on Friday afternoon (July 31).

The former “OC” actress emerged from the Sally Hershberger Salon with darker locks, then taking her dogs, Charlie and Ziggy, on a walk with a female friend.

Making her way around town ahead of the weekend, Jessica Alba was spotted running a few errands in Beverly Hills, California on Friday (July 31).

The “Sin City” sweetheart looked cute in a white tank top and jeans as she did a little shopping at the popular Barneys New York department store.

Stepping out for a promotional appearance, Taylor Momsen hosted a Sephora event in celebration of the opening of a new store in Times Square on Friday (July 31).

Posing for pictures before greeting a gathering of fans, Miss Momsen is among many stars helping to showcase the new 13,000 square-feet shopping mecca.

Here's George Clooney's new girlfriend 30-year-old Italian actress Elisabetta Canalis who apparently has a deep love for showing her breasts. Even while playing a nun. I love her already. Which is unfortunate because judging by a recent interview ,. a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/george_clooneys_new_girlfriend.php"...read full story/a br / a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/george_clooneys_new_girlfriend.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/07/0731 Elisabetta Canalis/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0731_elisabetta_canalis_00.JPG" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/george_clooneys_new_girlfriend.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/07/0731 Elisabetta Canalis/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0731_elisabetta_canalis_01.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/george_clooneys_new_girlfriend.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/07/0731 Elisabetta Canalis/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0731_elisabetta_canalis_02.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/george_clooneys_new_girlfriend.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/07/0731 Elisabetta Canalis/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0731_elisabetta_canalis_03.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/george_clooneys_new_girlfriend.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/07/0731 Elisabetta Canalis/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0731_elisabetta_canalis_04.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/george_clooneys_new_girlfriend.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/07/0731 Elisabetta Canalis/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0731_elisabetta_canalis_05.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/george_clooneys_new_girlfriend.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/07/0731 Elisabetta Canalis/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0731_elisabetta_canalis_06.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/george_clooneys_new_girlfriend.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/07/0731 Elisabetta Canalis/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0731_elisabetta_canalis_07.jpg" //a pa href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CxJB7R-Ii8Q_4VtxDJAUrgFE4C8/0/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CxJB7R-Ii8Q_4VtxDJAUrgFE4C8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/abr/ a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CxJB7R-Ii8Q_4VtxDJAUrgFE4C8/1/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CxJB7R-Ii8Q_4VtxDJAUrgFE4C8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/a/pimg src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/thesuperficial/SNxk/~4/FPhJ71iC6EY" height="1" width="1"/

Here's George Clooney's new girlfriend 30-year-old Italian actress Elisabetta Canalis who apparently has a deep love for showing her breasts. Even while playing a nun. I love her already. Which is unfortunate because judging by a recent interview ,. a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/george_clooneys_new_girlfriend.php"...read full story/a br / a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/george_clooneys_new_girlfriend.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/07/0731 Elisabetta Canalis/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0731_elisabetta_canalis_00.JPG" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/george_clooneys_new_girlfriend.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/07/0731 Elisabetta Canalis/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0731_elisabetta_canalis_01.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/george_clooneys_new_girlfriend.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/07/0731 Elisabetta Canalis/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0731_elisabetta_canalis_02.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/george_clooneys_new_girlfriend.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/07/0731 Elisabetta Canalis/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0731_elisabetta_canalis_03.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/george_clooneys_new_girlfriend.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/07/0731 Elisabetta Canalis/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0731_elisabetta_canalis_04.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/george_clooneys_new_girlfriend.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/07/0731 Elisabetta Canalis/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0731_elisabetta_canalis_05.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/george_clooneys_new_girlfriend.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/07/0731 Elisabetta Canalis/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0731_elisabetta_canalis_06.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/george_clooneys_new_girlfriend.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/07/0731 Elisabetta Canalis/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0731_elisabetta_canalis_07.jpg" //a pa href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CxJB7R-Ii8Q_4VtxDJAUrgFE4C8/0/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CxJB7R-Ii8Q_4VtxDJAUrgFE4C8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/abr/ a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CxJB7R-Ii8Q_4VtxDJAUrgFE4C8/1/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CxJB7R-Ii8Q_4VtxDJAUrgFE4C8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/a/pimg src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/thesuperficial/SNxk/~4/FPhJ71iC6EY" height="1" width="1"/

None of us are safe. Photos: Splash News, WENN... a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/kelly_clarkson_has_a_taste_for.php"...read full story/a br / a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/kelly_clarkson_has_a_taste_for.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/07/0731 Kelly Clarkson GMA/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0731_kelly_clarkson_gma_00.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/kelly_clarkson_has_a_taste_for.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/07/0731 Kelly Clarkson GMA/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0731_kelly_clarkson_gma_01.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/kelly_clarkson_has_a_taste_for.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/07/0731 Kelly Clarkson GMA/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0731_kelly_clarkson_gma_02.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/kelly_clarkson_has_a_taste_for.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/07/0731 Kelly Clarkson GMA/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0731_kelly_clarkson_gma_03.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/kelly_clarkson_has_a_taste_for.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/07/0731 Kelly Clarkson GMA/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0731_kelly_clarkson_gma_04.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/kelly_clarkson_has_a_taste_for.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/07/0731 Kelly Clarkson GMA/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0731_kelly_clarkson_gma_05.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/kelly_clarkson_has_a_taste_for.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/07/0731 Kelly Clarkson GMA/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0731_kelly_clarkson_gma_06.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/kelly_clarkson_has_a_taste_for.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/07/0731 Kelly Clarkson GMA/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0731_kelly_clarkson_gma_07.jpg" //a pa href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LOZkgT5xpdPyGj89NfHiHnxqFCk/0/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LOZkgT5xpdPyGj89NfHiHnxqFCk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/abr/ a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LOZkgT5xpdPyGj89NfHiHnxqFCk/1/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LOZkgT5xpdPyGj89NfHiHnxqFCk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/a/pimg src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/thesuperficial/SNxk/~4/t83M0xjCQMM" height="1" width="1"/

Like any man with eight kids running around, Jon Gosselin spent yesterday afternoon at his Reading home picking up chicks who just show up at his fence like some sort of magical delivery service. Coincidentally, these pics will also... a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/jon_gosselin_where_the_bitches.php"...read full story/a br / a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/jon_gosselin_where_the_bitches.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/07/0731 Jon Gosselin Chicks/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0730_jgos_chicks_00.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/jon_gosselin_where_the_bitches.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/07/0731 Jon Gosselin Chicks/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0730_jgos_chicks_01.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/jon_gosselin_where_the_bitches.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/07/0731 Jon Gosselin Chicks/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0730_jgos_chicks_02.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/jon_gosselin_where_the_bitches.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/07/0731 Jon Gosselin Chicks/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0730_jgos_chicks_03.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/jon_gosselin_where_the_bitches.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/07/0731 Jon Gosselin Chicks/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0730_jgos_chicks_04.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/jon_gosselin_where_the_bitches.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/07/0731 Jon Gosselin Chicks/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0730_jgos_chicks_05.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/jon_gosselin_where_the_bitches.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/07/0731 Jon Gosselin Chicks/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0730_jgos_chicks_06.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/07/jon_gosselin_where_the_bitches.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/07/0731 Jon Gosselin Chicks/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-0730_jgos_chicks_07.jpg" //a pa href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/pKWJXdQKP14VO4mJQUEsUTYsrqY/0/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/pKWJXdQKP14VO4mJQUEsUTYsrqY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/abr/ a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/pKWJXdQKP14VO4mJQUEsUTYsrqY/1/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/pKWJXdQKP14VO4mJQUEsUTYsrqY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/a/pimg src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/thesuperficial/SNxk/~4/20HtCaEcqJ4" height="1" width="1"/