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Mar 31

Gerard Butler is friends with that

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Jennifer Aniston wore an almost see-through dress while partying in Madrid last night and I’m posting these pics so people can fully understand why Gerard Butler gave her The Shocker in public the other day: He’s goddamn Jesus. Photos:… a href=”http://thesuperficial.com/2010/03/gerard_butler_is_friends_with.php”…read full story/a
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Mar 31

Shauna Sand still wearing bikinis and other news

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- Angelina Jolie enjoys the sound of children crying. [Dlisted] – George Lopez and Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter “feud” ended exactly as predicted. [PopEater] – Jessica Szohr hawking for Ocean Pacific. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] – Zach Braff and Em a href=”http://thesuperficial.com/2010/03/shauna_sand_still_wearing_biki.php”…read full story/a
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Mar 31

Shauna Sand still wearing bikinis and other news

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Mar 31

WOW.

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There’s really not a whole lot to say here except for Michael Jackson is still our greatest photobomber, and Justin Bieber has to be like gay catnip. Has to be. Photos: Getty… a href=”http://thesuperficial.com/2010/03/justin_bieber_and_ryan_seacres.php”…read full story/a
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Mar 31

Tiger Woods used to have sex where the star is

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Four of Tiger Woods’ mistresses, including Loredana Jolie above, appear in the May issue of Vanity Fair who obviously knew the right amount to make them sing like penis-loving canaries: On Mindy Lawton’s tampon ratting him out: Although she… a href=”http://thesuperficial.com/2010/03/tiger_woods_used_to_have_sex_w.php”…read full story/a
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Mar 31

Lindsay’s parents are dickheads

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Michael Lohan held a press conference yesterday at his lawyer’s office yesterday where he announced his plans to get Lindsay in rehab before she dies but really just wanted an opportunity to shove his face in the press. I… a href=”http://thesuperficial.com/2010/03/michael_lohan_is_a_dickhead.php”…read full story/a
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Mar 31

Lindsay’s parents are dickheads

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Mar 31

Katy Perry in a Bikini

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Here’s Katy Perry and Russell Brand in Mexico yesterday, and I don’t even know why I bother to type that. What’s the HTML code for a giant arrow pointing upward? Actually, nevermind, I’ll MacGyver this bitch: ^ | |… a href=”http://thesuperficial.com/2010/03/katy_perry_in_a_bikini_2.php”…read full story/a
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Mar 31

Jesse James plays the rehab card. Of course.

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In case you haven’t heard it trumpeted from a mountain, Jesse James has a checked into a sex rehab clinic rehab in Arizona, according to TMZ: We have now learned from our law enforcement sources that James was specific… a href=”http://thesuperficial.com/2010/03/jesse_james_plays_the_rehab_ca.php”…read full story/a
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Mar 31

Jesse James plays the rehab card. Of course.

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