Smuzzed

- Marion Cotillard rounds out the cast of Inception 2: The Dark Knight Rises
- Justin Bieber’s fans act like little girls. Wait.
- Lady Gaga clues Anderson Cooper in on her creative process. Surprise! It’s drugs. Lots and lost of drugs.
- Jessica Simpson wasn’t invited to the Grammys.
- Prince Harry Read More …

I already made a post about Katy Perry’s breasts – Why say more? – but here are some more red carpet shots that I honestly can’t get it up for because, let’s be frank, the Grammys are the most sycophantic, middle of the road awards show out there. They take the blandest, corporate music recorded Read More …

*takes gun out of mouth* Ohthankgod.
Here’s your obligatory Katy Perry’s red carpet cleavage post because if this site’s about anything, it’s regularity. Like Wilford Brimley on a Quaker Oats bender in a Tijuana. (Why, brain, why?) Anyway, did anyone notice Russell Brand hosted SNL this weekend and the musical guest was Chris Brown? The same Read More …

Miley Cyrus showed up to the 2011 Pre-Grammys Gala where she apparently decided she’s Katy Perry now and put her decolletage de mullet on full display. You know, just in case anyone forgot she’s 18. Which, admittedly, is easy to do when someone incorporates vagina diddles into her stage show at 17 and took sexy Read More …

Because blowing the National Anthem only a week ago wasn’t enough, Christina Aguilera managed to fall onstage at the end of her 2011 Grammys performance and you can literally see her saying, “Fuuccck,” in every single photo. Although, in her defense, that can’t be good for the baby. (We’re back to that.) At this point, Read More …

Lady GaGa arrived to the Grammys last night inside an opaque egg carried by her entourage which she later emerged from in a yolk dress only to start touching herself. Or in other words, she’s entirely out of ideas. In the meantime, if Lady GaGa thought she could interpret how I enjoy a Grand Slam Read More …

Presented without commentary.
Photo: Courtesy of TMZ
Read More …