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Here#8217;s Disney star Demi Lovato vacationing in Mexico yesterday, and some of you might be noticing she#8217;s 17 and I#8217;m basically showing your her ass. If Perez Hilton posting a picture of Miley Cyrus#8217; vagina for sheer publicity isn#8217;t considered child porn, and rightfully so, I#8217;m pretty sure posting half an 18-in-60-days buttcrack falls under [...] pa href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IZMa0O252s89hO-zJrBdcHbnQYU/0/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IZMa0O252s89hO-zJrBdcHbnQYU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/abr/ a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IZMa0O252s89hO-zJrBdcHbnQYU/1/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IZMa0O252s89hO-zJrBdcHbnQYU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/a/pdiv class="feedflare" a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?a=fCAxB1F8rBs:LsdFgSAY3Pc:yIl2AUoC8zA"img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"/img/a a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?a=fCAxB1F8rBs:LsdFgSAY3Pc:qj6IDK7rITs"img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"/img/a a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?a=fCAxB1F8rBs:LsdFgSAY3Pc:V_sGLiPBpWU"img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?i=fCAxB1F8rBs:LsdFgSAY3Pc:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"/img/a /divimg src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/thesuperficial/SNxk/~4/fCAxB1F8rBs" height="1" width="1"/

Here#8217;s Miley Cyrus at LAX this morning with the world #8220;love#8221; tattooed into her right earlobe because teenagers should never have an $8 billion allowance. On that note, someone at Disney has to be debating whether to push the button that reduces Miley to nothing more than a braless devourer of Big Macs before this [...] pa href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9lZ-oL1KpdVBWzj2Sowdgap5ba4/0/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9lZ-oL1KpdVBWzj2Sowdgap5ba4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/abr/ a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9lZ-oL1KpdVBWzj2Sowdgap5ba4/1/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9lZ-oL1KpdVBWzj2Sowdgap5ba4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/a/pdiv class="feedflare" a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?a=qG07R01oScg:VDvNT_P15SM:yIl2AUoC8zA"img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"/img/a a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?a=qG07R01oScg:VDvNT_P15SM:qj6IDK7rITs"img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"/img/a a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?a=qG07R01oScg:VDvNT_P15SM:V_sGLiPBpWU"img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?i=qG07R01oScg:VDvNT_P15SM:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"/img/a /divimg src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/thesuperficial/SNxk/~4/qG07R01oScg" height="1" width="1"/

Here#8217;s Miley Cyrus at LAX this morning with the world #8220;love#8221; tattooed into her right earlobe because teenagers should never have an $8 billion allowance. On that note, someone at Disney has to be debating whether to push the button that reduces Miley to nothing more than a braless devourer of Big Macs before this [...] pa href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9lZ-oL1KpdVBWzj2Sowdgap5ba4/0/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9lZ-oL1KpdVBWzj2Sowdgap5ba4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/abr/ a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9lZ-oL1KpdVBWzj2Sowdgap5ba4/1/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9lZ-oL1KpdVBWzj2Sowdgap5ba4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/a/pdiv class="feedflare" a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?a=qG07R01oScg:VDvNT_P15SM:yIl2AUoC8zA"img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"/img/a a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?a=qG07R01oScg:VDvNT_P15SM:qj6IDK7rITs"img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"/img/a a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?a=qG07R01oScg:VDvNT_P15SM:V_sGLiPBpWU"img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?i=qG07R01oScg:VDvNT_P15SM:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"/img/a /divimg src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/thesuperficial/SNxk/~4/qG07R01oScg" height="1" width="1"/

Seen here at last night#8217;s Lakers game, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green reportedly got engaged again during their Hawaiian vacation, according to Us Weekly: #8220;I saw her jumping up and down,#8221; a witness tells Us Weekly of the beachside proposal at the Four Seasons Hualalai hotel on the Big Island in Hawaii. #8220;Later, I [...] pa href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PPq2mxSbJyq3Muq1YudW6nk11BI/0/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PPq2mxSbJyq3Muq1YudW6nk11BI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/abr/ a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PPq2mxSbJyq3Muq1YudW6nk11BI/1/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PPq2mxSbJyq3Muq1YudW6nk11BI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/a/pdiv class="feedflare" a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?a=inezP-RIOPQ:MJibIpJPjfs:yIl2AUoC8zA"img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"/img/a a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?a=inezP-RIOPQ:MJibIpJPjfs:qj6IDK7rITs"img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"/img/a a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?a=inezP-RIOPQ:MJibIpJPjfs:V_sGLiPBpWU"img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?i=inezP-RIOPQ:MJibIpJPjfs:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"/img/a /divimg src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/thesuperficial/SNxk/~4/inezP-RIOPQ" height="1" width="1"/

American Pie star/that guy who made that coked out Mamma Mia! video Chris Klein was arrested for DUI this morning after swerving all over the 101 like Lindsay Lohan trying to murder an assistant. (Jury pool tainting, HIYO!) TMZ reports: Law enforcement sources tell us a CHP officer stopped Klein on the 101 freeway in [...] pa href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ptKc3d97v8JDiQrynHN-_Cdco54/0/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ptKc3d97v8JDiQrynHN-_Cdco54/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/abr/ a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ptKc3d97v8JDiQrynHN-_Cdco54/1/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ptKc3d97v8JDiQrynHN-_Cdco54/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/a/pdiv class="feedflare" a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?a=L_lxOuBN9oA:G7IAM4bDhGM:yIl2AUoC8zA"img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"/img/a a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?a=L_lxOuBN9oA:G7IAM4bDhGM:qj6IDK7rITs"img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"/img/a a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?a=L_lxOuBN9oA:G7IAM4bDhGM:V_sGLiPBpWU"img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?i=L_lxOuBN9oA:G7IAM4bDhGM:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"/img/a /divimg src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/thesuperficial/SNxk/~4/L_lxOuBN9oA" height="1" width="1"/

Here#8217;s Katy Perry performing in Times Square today and I don#8217;t even know why I bothered to try tying these to a previous post considering this entire site is a shrine to my obsession with tits. And you know what? I#8217;m not ashamed anymore. I love women#8217;s breasts. They#8217;re tops. People should be able to [...] pa href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_92CWzjU9tXmiiN_PxSHEzJUKF4/0/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_92CWzjU9tXmiiN_PxSHEzJUKF4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/abr/ a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_92CWzjU9tXmiiN_PxSHEzJUKF4/1/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_92CWzjU9tXmiiN_PxSHEzJUKF4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/a/pdiv class="feedflare" a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?a=Mu3Tm1ef_uY:Rdug_UKVzI4:yIl2AUoC8zA"img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"/img/a a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?a=Mu3Tm1ef_uY:Rdug_UKVzI4:qj6IDK7rITs"img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"/img/a a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?a=Mu3Tm1ef_uY:Rdug_UKVzI4:V_sGLiPBpWU"img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?i=Mu3Tm1ef_uY:Rdug_UKVzI4:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"/img/a /divimg src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/thesuperficial/SNxk/~4/Mu3Tm1ef_uY" height="1" width="1"/

- Kellan Lutz doesn#8217;t realize only five people with a penis know who he is. [Lainey Gossip] - Al Gore did NOT bang Larry David#8217;s ex-wife, according to Larry David#8217;s ex-wife. [Dlisted] - Kelly Kapowski had a baby girl. [Popeater] - Nicole Scherzinger in tight rubber pants. [Hollywood Tuna] - Jessica Biel is jumpsuity. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - Vanessa [...] pa href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/wUHMAZclms9DSmjclhLM6gyDpog/0/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/wUHMAZclms9DSmjclhLM6gyDpog/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/abr/ a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/wUHMAZclms9DSmjclhLM6gyDpog/1/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/wUHMAZclms9DSmjclhLM6gyDpog/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/a/pdiv class="feedflare" a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?a=6tglBWAPXvw:_CO2IBuqRSE:yIl2AUoC8zA"img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"/img/a a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?a=6tglBWAPXvw:_CO2IBuqRSE:qj6IDK7rITs"img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"/img/a a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?a=6tglBWAPXvw:_CO2IBuqRSE:V_sGLiPBpWU"img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?i=6tglBWAPXvw:_CO2IBuqRSE:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"/img/a /divimg src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/thesuperficial/SNxk/~4/6tglBWAPXvw" height="1" width="1"/

Despite evidence to the contrary here, here and here, Miley Cyrus wants everyone to know she#8217;s not a slut. She just hates clothes, that#8217;s all. Via the AP: #8220;I#8217;m not trying to be #8217;slutty,#8217;#8221; said Cyrus in a recent interview. #8220;I#8217;m not trying to be like, go to the club and get a bunch of [...] pa href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5HfFc3VroHE7IRyAKnA0iB4VlfQ/0/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5HfFc3VroHE7IRyAKnA0iB4VlfQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/abr/ a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5HfFc3VroHE7IRyAKnA0iB4VlfQ/1/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5HfFc3VroHE7IRyAKnA0iB4VlfQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/a/pdiv class="feedflare" a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?a=2OQcwvrM7W8:RzG6Wu86060:yIl2AUoC8zA"img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"/img/a a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?a=2OQcwvrM7W8:RzG6Wu86060:qj6IDK7rITs"img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"/img/a a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?a=2OQcwvrM7W8:RzG6Wu86060:V_sGLiPBpWU"img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?i=2OQcwvrM7W8:RzG6Wu86060:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"/img/a /divimg src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/thesuperficial/SNxk/~4/2OQcwvrM7W8" height="1" width="1"/

Here#8217;s Cameron Diaz in Hawaii over the weekend because there hasn#8217;t been enough shots of practically middle-aged women rinsing themselves off with a hose lately. I know I should be aroused by the shots of her bending over, but all I keep thinking about is that crazy scene in Vanilla Sky. You know, the one [...] pa href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/bjNmhmDaBumHjEw7q_7sezyJNds/0/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/bjNmhmDaBumHjEw7q_7sezyJNds/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/abr/ a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/bjNmhmDaBumHjEw7q_7sezyJNds/1/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/bjNmhmDaBumHjEw7q_7sezyJNds/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/a/pdiv class="feedflare" a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?a=ytqMXHlZGHI:ZjBFgYaY89g:yIl2AUoC8zA"img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"/img/a a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?a=ytqMXHlZGHI:ZjBFgYaY89g:qj6IDK7rITs"img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"/img/a a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?a=ytqMXHlZGHI:ZjBFgYaY89g:V_sGLiPBpWU"img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/thesuperficial/SNxk?i=ytqMXHlZGHI:ZjBFgYaY89g:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"/img/a /divimg src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/thesuperficial/SNxk/~4/ytqMXHlZGHI" height="1" width="1"/

Katy Perry is now trying to pretend her tweet immediately following the release of Lady GaGa#8217;s #8220;Alejandro#8221; video wasn#8217;t really about Lady GaGa, according to Entertainment Weekly: The comment was widely assumed to be an attack on Gaga’s “Alejandro” video which uses religious iconography. In fact, according to Perry, the tweet was “more of a [...] pa href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/oloN4f4KAsYpXYVctB-kzEFBsHM/0/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/oloN4f4KAsYpXYVctB-kzEFBsHM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/abr/ a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/oloN4f4KAsYpXYVctB-kzEFBsHM/1/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/oloN4f4KAsYpXYVctB-kzEFBsHM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/a/pimg src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/thesuperficial/SNxk/~4/qopQ1C_SUmQ" height="1" width="1"/