Smuzzed

Or maybe just that guy.
In case you’ve been literally nowhere on the Internet this morning, the new Spider-Man movie has officially crossed the line from unnecessary reboot to the most intricate gay porn since Top Gun. On that note, the noise you just heard was every single person at Sony realizing they financed a movie Read More …

Or maybe just that guy.
In case you’ve been literally nowhere on the Internet this morning, the new Spider-Man movie has officially crossed the line from unnecessary reboot to the most intricate gay porn since Top Gun. On that note, the noise you just heard was every single person at Sony realizing they financed a movie Read More …

Or maybe just that guy.
In case you’ve been literally nowhere on the Internet this morning, the new Spider-Man movie has officially crossed the line from unnecessary reboot to the most intricate gay porn since Top Gun. On that note, that noise you just heard was every single exec at Sony realizing they’ve financed a movie Read More …

Sony Pictures has released the first image of Andrew Garfield (The Social Network) in costume for the upcoming Spider-Man reboot, so hopefully this makes up for all those pics of hipster Peter Parker I subjected you to earlier. That said, it’s nice to see a thinner Spider-Man instead of the chunky, Power Ranger-esque version played Read More …

And they made him homeless. Or a hipster. I honestly can’t tell anymore.
At this point, I’d like to apologize to anyone who actually thought they were going to see Andrew Garfield in full Spidey gear, not him standing around as boring-ass Peter Parker. I feel like I just gave every nerd on the Internet a Read More …