Feb 23

   

Presumably to scare the shit out of Bill Murray for going on Stern yesterday and saying the Ghostbusters 3 script collecting dust on his desk is “not the foremost thing” on his mind, there’s now talk of casting Ashton Kutcher. Nice work. Via Popeater:
While the world awaits Murray’s answer (knowing him, he’s probably reading a Read More …



Feb 10

   

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore didn’t want to be photographed in Paris last night, probably because Demi likes to walk around with her hand shoved down his ass. (Really shoulda waited on that child-touching joke.) Does its young, soft-yet-firm-ness reverse the effects of aging? One can only speculate while dreamily imagining its hairless splendor glistening Read More …



Jan 31

   

While arriving at Sao Paolo Fashion Week in Brazil, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore were booed after being typical Hollywood assholes and holding up the show for three hours, according to ITN. What’s amazing is how they’re still able to smile for the cameras and make playful chit-chat with each other while the crowd refuses Read More …



Jan 13

   

But let’s assume she is now.
During the premiere of No Strings Attached, Ashton Kutcher was asked how Demi Moore felt about his sex scenes with the almost two decades younger Natalie Portman, what follows is your typical Hollywood response from a man afraid of sleeping in the cellar again. Via Hollywood Life:
When asked if he Read More …



Jan 11

   

‎“I will Jesus these people on the ways of making love,” he thought before his mind turn to thoughts of wool hats. Oh, how he loved them.
Compounding the mistake of casting him in the first place, Asthon Kutcher has been doing promotional junkets for his new movie No Strings Attached where he’s been allowed to Read More …



Jan 10

   

“Haha! We do all have clitties. God, I love my girlfriends.”
Ashton Kutcher apparently thinks his new movie No Strings Attached is some sort of sexual empowerment story for women and now feels qualified to demand high school girls learn about the female orgasm in sex ed class. Via Movieline:
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Jan 3

   

In case you haven’t noticed, basically everyone was in a bikini this weekend, so here’s Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher spending their New Year’s in St. Barts. Granted, the pictures aren’t the greatest, but if you happen to like grainy, blurry pictures of $8 billion worth of plastic surgery, welcome to Bonertown. Population: You. For Read More …