Smuzzed

1. Hilary Duff
Posted: 2.23.2010
As I compiled this list at the beginning of the week, I found myself smiling when I saw the top post of 2010 because I completely forgot about these beautiful, almost quintessentially romantic set of photos. Here’s Hilary Duff accepting Mike Comrie’s proposal in literally the greatest way possible. Because, honestly, at Read More …

2. Miley Cyrus
Posted: 6.21.2010
Sometime around June 2010 it was determined that Miley Cyrus‘ stage show was missing a certain… something. And that something was her vagina. Not unlike ripping the governor off a car if cars had a vulva, Miley was set lose across Europe and the United States with specific instructions to vagina diddle Read More …

3. Coco
Posted: 6.29.2010
Half-woman, half-minotaur, Coco took the beaches of Miami in June where she marveled the Internet with her ability to wear nothing but scraps of cloth across her Herculean frame. If there was ever any doubt Ice-T needs to bring a battle axe to the bedroom before granting entry to her quiver mountain, let Read More …

4. Kim Kardashian
Posted: 7.19.2010
In an occurrence so rare you’d have a better chance seeing Haley’s Comet fly past Tom Cruise having sex with a woman, Kim Kardashian was actually photographed from behind in a bikini despite her strict embargo on ass shots. You know, because she thinks she’s famous for her talent and hard work, Read More …

4. Kim Kardashian
Posted: 7.19.2010
In an occurrence so rare you’d have a better chance seeing Haley’s Comet fly past Tom Cruise having sex with a woman, Kim Kardashian was actually photographed from behind in a bikini despite her strict embargo on ass shots. You know, because she thinks she’s famous for her talent and hard work, Read More …

4. Kim Kardashian
Posted: 7.19.2010
In an occurrence so rare you’d have a better chance seeing Haley’s Comet fly past Tom Cruise having sex with a woman, Kim Kardashian was actually photographed from behind in a bikini despite her strict embargo on ass shots. You know, because she thinks she’s famous for her talent and hard work, Read More …

4. Kim Kardashian
Posted: 7.19.2010
In an occurrence so rare you’d have a better chance seeing Haley’s Comet fly past Tom Cruise having sex with a woman, Kim Kardashian was actually photographed from behind in a bikini despite her strict embargo on ass shots. You know, because she thinks she’s famous for her talent and hard work, Read More …

4. Kim Kardashian
Posted: 7.19.2010
In an occurrence so rare you’d have a better chance seeing Haley’s Comet fly past Tom Cruise having sex with a woman, Kim Kardashian was actually photographed from behind in a bikini despite her strict embargo on ass shots. You know, because she thinks she’s famous for her talent and hard work, Read More …

4. Kim Kardashian
Posted: 7.19.2010
In an occurrence so rare you’d have a better chance seeing Haley’s Comet fly past Tom Cruise having sex with a woman, Kim Kardashian was actually photographed from behind in a bikini despite her strict embargo on ass shots. You know, because she thinks she’s famous for her talent and hard work, Read More …

4. Kim Kardashian
Posted: 7.19.2010
In an occurrence so rare you’d have a better chance seeing Haley’s Comet fly past Tom Cruise having sex with a woman, Kim Kardashian was actually photographed from behind in a bikini despite her strict embargo on ass shots. You know, because she thinks she’s famous for her talent and hard work, Read More …