Smuzzed

Presumably after another unsuccessful harvest at his taco and Corn Pops farm, Billy Ray Cyrus has called off his divorce to Tish and reconciled with Miley so he can refocus his efforts on planting a Lucky Charms tree. People reports:
“I’ve dropped the divorce,” Cyrus, 49, said during an interview on The View scheduled to air Read More …

Miley Cyrus just turned 18 in November which still makes her three years below the legal drinking age in California. So, of course, here she is stumbling ass-faced into Chateau Marmont at one in the morning on Saturday where she stayed for two hours before her people slipped her out the back. Although in her Read More …

Billy Ray Cyrus was scheduled to appear on the The View tomorrow, presumably to blame more people for letting his daughter make their family millions of dollars and then go crazy after hitting puberty because nothing like that has ever happened before. But unfortunately for him, Golden Ticket had other plans. Popeater reports:
When Miley found Read More …

Can you tell I’m about to use Star as a source?
A fuller-faced Miley Cyrus was spotted in Hollywood this week leading many to suggest she’s spent way too much time in her dad’s kitchen. Turns out there’s a rational, more plausible solution: John Mayer knocked her up at the Grammys and she’s already showing two Read More …

From the bowels of his Tennessee mansion where he sits around in the dark – No, really. – Billy Ray Cyrus has decided to throw the entire Hannah Montana franchise under the tractor in a new interview with GQ that’s as depressing as it is random. (Apparently this is all David Lynch’s fault.) Jumped for Read More …

A sadness that only a wall of musical notes and pinwheels could possibly express…
Things were looking up for Billy Ray Cyrus. He was single again, proudly mulleted once more and just this morning, Jesus followed him on Twitter. There was virtually nothing that could bring him down – until someone decided to put video cameras Read More …