Smuzzed

Blake Lively hasn’t been on the site in a while, so here she is at The Elle Style Awards last night looking… okay. I don’t want to say we’ve reached the end of my obsession with her because there’s still a shit-ton of press coming up for Green Lantern, but we’re more than likely entering Read More …

- Spiderman: Turn Off The Dark proves that America loves senseless violence.
- Ted Williams uses the old “bitches be crazy” excuse.
- Jake Gyllenhaal broke up with Taylor Swift over the phone.
– Carmen Electra has no idea she’s being photographed.
- This is definitely the best rehabilitation for David Duchovny’s Read More …

For some reason a bunch of you wrote in about the new SNL Digital Short “I Just Had Sex” featuring Blake Lively as if I post obsessively about her every day or something. Which I do. That being said, why the hell would you send me a video involving her having sex with another man? Read More …

After two years of marriage, Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson have separated, according to TMZ. No details were given except the split is amicable, so I’m going to let these photos do the talking while I curl into the fetal position under my desk and question why God continues to forsake me. Is it because Read More …

Here’s Leighton Meester wearing nothing but a Louis Vuitton raincoat and lingerie in the January issue of Allure where she crushes my fantasy of erotic Krav Maga fights with Blake Lively:
On the supposed rivalry with costar Blake Lively:
“It’s unfortunate when women are pitted against each other, like with Sex and the City. People say, ‘They’re Read More …

Granting me the legal grounds to stab him in his sleep without fear of prosecution – I know my rights. – Ryan Gosling is reportedly dating Blake Lively, according to E! News:
“They’ve been out a few times and are definitely into each other, but I don’t think it’s super serious or anything right now,” quips Read More …