Smuzzed

Now that Ustream videos are involved, it was only a matter of time until Tila Tequila realized living with Charlie Sheen is the prostitution job she’s been waiting her whole life for. In an interview with Hollywood Life, she makes her case to not only be a “goddess,” but be the only one he’ll ever Read More …

And welcome to the part of the day why I try to catch up with all the crazy shit Charlie Sheen’s done because the man never sleeps. It’s gotten to the point where I’m exhausted just thinking about him and literally can’t wait for his death so I can write, “I guess he won,” for Read More …

“The hell’s my mercury surfboard? I’m trying to win here.”
Over the weekend, Charlie Sheen gave what he promised was an exclusive interview to 20/20 which turned out to be the exact opposite of the case as he spent all day Monday talking to every single media outlet from TMZ to CNN. Realizing they’ll be 20,000 Read More …

Brooke Mueller must’ve just finished hitch-hiking home from Miami after Charlie booted her off his party plane last week because she’s now on a frantic mission to get her twin sons out of Charlie Sheen’s house where they’re apparently being raised by their new porn star mommies in an F18 hangar. TMZ reports:
Brooke went to Read More …

While Charlie Sheen spent his morning texting Good Morning America that he’s still showing up for work on Tuesday because you’re not winning if you don’t have hostages, Bree Olson put on her publicist hat and tweeted the least suspicious thing I’ve ever read in my life:
I don’t do drugs and neither does anybody around Read More …

Charlie Sheen is scheduled to return to work on Tuesday after a forced hiatus that cost the cast and crew of Two and a Half Men an entire month of income, so you’d assume he’d want to put his best foot forward and take it easy. Except if you did that you’d be an idiot Read More …

Like watching a majestic bird have its wings clipped, Charlie Sheen apparently spent the weekend texting every porn star he’s ever been with, and let’s assume some he hasn’t (It’s hard to keep count.), that he’s done making hooker sandwiches, five whores high. TMZ reports:
Among the messages Charlie has sent — “Please lose the number, Read More …

During his four-day bender in Vegas, Charlie Sheen apparently wasn’t satisfied with just Miss Best Anal 2008, and decided to add two more porn stars into the mix because he makes $1.8 million per episode of Two and a Half Men. Turns out one of them was Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, the Nazi stripper Jesse James Read More …

Charlie Sheen needs to be on the Hollywood set of Two and a Half Men in an hour. Problem is he’s still holed up in Vegas with Bree Olson (above) – along with apparently two other porn stars – and has been for the entire weekend which has producers and friends freaking out. Of course, Read More …