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Christina Aguilera brought her wine-fueled jowls to The Voice press junket last night and talked about being a judge on American Idol for Pussies which is how I read this. Via USA Today:
Explaining her coaching outlook, Aguilera said: “There is no good and bad. This isn’t about tearing people down. I want to bring these Read More …

Last week Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend Matthew Rutler were arrested after getting shit-faced at Osteria Mozza, so you’d assume they’d never show their face again. Guess again. Three days later they were back get hammered on vino. Us Weekly reports:
“She acted as if the arrest never happened,” a Mozza source tells Us. “When their Read More …

Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend Matthew Rutler were arrested at 2:45 a.m. this morning in West Hollywood. Matthew was nailed for DUI while Christina ended up in the drunk tank for public intoxication during the incident, according to TMZ:
Law enforcement sources tell us Aguilera appeared to be “extremely intoxicated” and was “unable to take care Read More …

When she’s not blacking out in random celebrities’ beds after showing up uninvited to their parties, Christina Aguilera has acquired a new habit of banging her boyfriend Matthew Rutler in the bathroom during family gatherings, according to Us Weekly:
“Her friends are fed up,” the source says of Aguilera’s recent antics, which included a New Year’s Read More …

Because blowing the National Anthem only a week ago wasn’t enough, Christina Aguilera managed to fall onstage at the end of her 2011 Grammys performance and you can literally see her saying, “Fuuccck,” in every single photo. Although, in her defense, that can’t be good for the baby. (We’re back to that.) At this point, Read More …

Because apparently they’re in the business of publishing clear and obvious bullshit this week, Us Magazine ran a story claiming Sarah Palin said Christina Aguilera should be deported for flubbing the National Anthem. Turns out they cited a fake interview from a satire site. Whoops. In the meantime, they’ve since spoken with Palin who, surprisingly, Read More …

After flubbing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl thus causing the Baby Jesus to cry into a river of Mountain Dew, Christina Aguilera’s sanity is being called more and more into question. And apparently by her own people who planned a mental health intervention, only to retreat after she threatened to fire them all, Read More …

Christina Aguilera apparently botched her rendition of the National Anthem last night by swapping out the words “o’er the ramparts we watched” with “what so proudly we watched.” I honestly missed it because I couldn’t tell you the words if you put a gun to my head, and let’s be realistic, if you’re not popping Read More …

Despite separating months ago and Christina Aguilera more than likely carrying Matthew Rutler’s baby, Jordan Bratman is still refusing to move out of their $11.5 million mansion, according to Us Weekly. However, there are several factors to consider here before insinuating he hides in a closet, watching and weeping as his former bride receives another Read More …

Apparently when she’s not starting catfights with her Burlesque co-stars – the first movie she’s ever been in – Christina Aguilera is passing out drunk at parties she wasn’t invited to. Parties thrown by Oscar-nominated actors like Jeremy Renner, according to Us Weekly:
A week later, Renner went on a rant about the incident at In Read More …