Smuzzed

The comedy takes cares of itself on this one, so let’s jump right into it. Ice-T’s 19-year-old son, the literally named “Ice Marrow,” was arrested for masturbating outside of a Van Nuys strip club, according to MediaTakeOut.com:
What happened? Well it depends on WHO you ask. Lil Ice’s friends and supporters say he was attempting to Read More …

Look at Coco!” he said, pointing out his wife. “Look at that ass! You can’t get that unless you are Ice-T!”
- Ice-T expressing his love for Coco while simultaneously dashing the dreams of everyone not named Ice-T. We live in a cruel world.
Photos: WireImage
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3. Coco
Posted: 6.29.2010
Half-woman, half-minotaur, Coco took the beaches of Miami in June where she marveled the Internet with her ability to wear nothing but scraps of cloth across her Herculean frame. If there was ever any doubt Ice-T needs to bring a battle axe to the bedroom before granting entry to her quiver mountain, let Read More …

Since it’s Friday and we’re only a week away from the holidays, here’s a brief look at some of the latest photos our old pal Coco has been posting to Twitter, starting with last night’s “Thong Thursday” pic. Think of it as catching up with an old friend who really wants you to become an Read More …