Smuzzed

- The Westboro Baptist Church are going to protest Elizabeth Taylor’s funeral because, seriously, these people are just showing up anywhere someone dies now. They’ll probably protest their own funerals.
- Benjamin Millepied defends Natalie Portman’s dancing.
- Robert Pattinson has creepy hands.
- Wes Anderson’s new movie will feature both Bill Murray, Bruce Read More …

- The Westboro Baptist Church are going to protest Elizabeth Taylor’s funeral because, seriously, these people are just showing up anywhere someone dies now. They’ll probably protest their own funerals.
- Benjamin Millepied defends Natalie Portman’s dancing.
- Robert Pattinson has creepy hands.
- Wes Anderson’s new movie will feature Bill Murray, Bruce Willis, Read More …

- Olivia Munn got plastered on The Today Show.
- Ashley Greene is stealing Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend.
- Dave Grohl tells Glee to fuck itself.
- Rebecca Black thinks she’s being cyberbullied.
- Holly Madison playing beer pong with midgets.
- The Blue Man Group: As interpreted by naked women.
- Hilary Read More …

Part of the deal of being a Dancing With The Stars contestant is striking sassy poses in front of the paparazzi as you leave your daily rehearsal with your dance partner. Which is something someone probably should’ve explained a little bit clearer to Kirstie Alley who looks like she’s about to birth sextuplets in the Read More …

I’m going to lay my cards on the table here: It was either photos of Kendra Wilkinson leaving her Dancing With the Stars workout in tiny shorts, or a Charlie Sheen post about Warner Bros. officially firing him from Two and a Half Men despite his secret efforts to try and return to a Chuck Read More …