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Here’s Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher vacationing in the Caribbean over the weekend, and once you’re done gawking at $1.6 billion worth of cosmetic surgery on her, check out the book he’s reading: “The Youth Pill: Scientists at the Brink of an Anti-Aging Revolution.” Here’s the Amazon blurb:
Medical journalist Stipp explores humankind’s obsession with postponing Read More …

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore didn’t want to be photographed in Paris last night, probably because Demi likes to walk around with her hand shoved down his ass. (Really shoulda waited on that child-touching joke.) Does its young, soft-yet-firm-ness reverse the effects of aging? One can only speculate while dreamily imagining its hairless splendor glistening Read More …

While arriving at Sao Paolo Fashion Week in Brazil, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore were booed after being typical Hollywood assholes and holding up the show for three hours, according to ITN. What’s amazing is how they’re still able to smile for the cameras and make playful chit-chat with each other while the crowd refuses Read More …

But let’s assume she is now.
During the premiere of No Strings Attached, Ashton Kutcher was asked how Demi Moore felt about his sex scenes with the almost two decades younger Natalie Portman, what follows is your typical Hollywood response from a man afraid of sleeping in the cellar again. Via Hollywood Life:
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In case you haven’t noticed, basically everyone was in a bikini this weekend, so here’s Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher spending their New Year’s in St. Barts. Granted, the pictures aren’t the greatest, but if you happen to like grainy, blurry pictures of $8 billion worth of plastic surgery, welcome to Bonertown. Population: You. For Read More …