Smuzzed

“Surnames? Where we’re going, we don’t need surnames…”
After her father was arrested for domestic abuse again this week, Lindsay Lohan is officially changing her name to just “Lindsay,” and Dina Lohan is reverting back to her maiden name, so rejoice, for the gin-beast shall falleth off the face of the earth into the yonder abyss Read More …

Apparently Dina Lohan, Queen of the Harpy Enablers, is back in the picture because not only did she pick Lindsay up from rehab today, she’s been allowed to issue statements which is the closest thing she has to sex now after the alcohol took her ability to be penetrated. Popeater reports:
“I thank everyone for their Read More …

Because I’m not a 60-year-old Kentucky resident on a Medicare-provided scooter, I don’t get overly concerned with government spending to mask my fear of the browning of America. However, finding out the FBI is using taxpayer money to investigate Lindsay Lohan’s alleged stalker is almost enough to make me turn on Glenn Beck and believe Read More …

Cranberry and vodka in the morning. Now that’s good rehab.
Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been receiving threats from a stalker causing the Betty Ford Center to ramp up their security, according to TMZ:
Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ Lindsay has been receiving harassing phone calls and text messages from unknown numbers — and the unidentified Read More …

Rumors have been circulating that Lindsay Lohan was approached to do Dancing With the Stars which seemed like a done deal considering she’s already made herself a walking billboard for Pepsi. Except Dina Lohan is still looking for excuses to flap her gums in the press and claims that not only is Lindsay passing on Read More …