Smuzzed

Following her break-up with Joe Jonas, Twilight star Ashley Greene has been literally clubbing every night since, and now it looks she’s banging any dude who doesn’t have a purity ring on. Like this guy. I mean, just look at his face. Lucky bastard has no clue what just happened. “Bro, I don’t even know. Read More …

I didn’t know Jennifer Garner had a twin…
Boardwalk Empire star Paz De La Huerta has a reputation for being a hilarious, fall-down drunk so it was only a matter of time before she was arrested for assaulting models while one of her tits were hanging out. Which is exactly what happened last night when police Read More …

Miley Cyrus just turned 18 in November which still makes her three years below the legal drinking age in California. So, of course, here she is stumbling ass-faced into Chateau Marmont at one in the morning on Saturday where she stayed for two hours before her people slipped her out the back. Although in her Read More …

- Ke$ha likes to bang her boyfriend in the middle of Rihanna’s shows. Why not?
- Michelle Rodriguez is having sex with dudes again.
- Surprise! Jesse Eisenberg is boring in real life.
- Adrienne Curry and Jenna Jameson rub their breasts together.
- While Megan Fox’s are still landing acting gigs against Read More …

Last week Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend Matthew Rutler were arrested after getting shit-faced at Osteria Mozza, so you’d assume they’d never show their face again. Guess again. Three days later they were back get hammered on vino. Us Weekly reports:
“She acted as if the arrest never happened,” a Mozza source tells Us. “When their Read More …

“I DRANK THE WHOLE PLANE.”
Here’s a makeup-less Jessica Simpson arriving at LAX today looking a little too jolly for someone who’s probably heard the words “stomach staple” mumbled at least five time this week by Tracy Anderson. Then again, I’m assuming she’s still working out despite overwhelming evidence suggesting otherwise because I’m pretty sure Jessica Read More …

Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend Matthew Rutler were arrested at 2:45 a.m. this morning in West Hollywood. Matthew was nailed for DUI while Christina ended up in the drunk tank for public intoxication during the incident, according to TMZ:
Law enforcement sources tell us Aguilera appeared to be “extremely intoxicated” and was “unable to take care Read More …

Shia LaBeouf was apparently involved in a drunken altercation that keeps going back and forth between him getting punched in the face and simply not liking to be called a faggot. At any rate, the third party has already sold his side of the story to RadarOnline and, even then, there are literally no winners. Read More …

“This one’s for you, Chahlee. We’re the dreamers! We’re the.. fuckin’.. dream- Ohmygod there’s a hobo down here. Well, you’re welcome. Some people pay extra for that. $300 extra to be exact, the thievin’ floozies. It’s urine!”
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
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Here’s Jessica Simpson making me wonder how she hasn’t remarried sooner by stumbling shit-faced out of Katsuya last night which has to be a joy and a delight for Eric Johnson. Then again, do giant breasts compensate for the stench of booze and digested sushi wafting out of a face that makes you wonder if Read More …