Feb 15

   

*opens envelope*
Greetings The Superficial,
We’re pleased to announce that your Emma Watson coverage has garnered you the prestigious and exclusive title of “NAMBLA-Friendly Site,” making you eligible to reap the benefits of such recognition. Pending availability in his schedule, star of screen and television, Charlie Sheen will snort crack cocaine off a plaque engraved in your Read More …



Feb 15

   

Blake Lively hasn’t been on the site in a while, so here she is at The Elle Style Awards last night looking… okay. I don’t want to say we’ve reached the end of my obsession with her because there’s still a shit-ton of press coming up for Green Lantern, but we’re more than likely entering Read More …