Mar 16

   

Here’s Emma Watson on a photoshoot for Lancome in Paris yesterday where she did absolutely no favors to anyone who has a crush on her and tries to maintain it’s non-pedophilic and heterosexual in nature. On that note, you’re going to want to register here, and if it’s any consolation, I don’t think you have Read More …



Feb 15

   

*opens envelope*
Greetings The Superficial,
We’re pleased to announce that your Emma Watson coverage has garnered you the prestigious and exclusive title of “NAMBLA-Friendly Site,” making you eligible to reap the benefits of such recognition. Pending availability in his schedule, star of screen and television, Charlie Sheen will snort crack cocaine off a plaque engraved in your Read More …



Feb 14

   

I know a surprising amount of guys who think Emma Watson is the hottest thing on Earth, which to me is an open admission that you’re a pedophile because she’s a 12-year-old boy. Or Peter Pan at best. For comparison’s sake, Justin Bieber looks more legal and feminine. That said, I’m not here to judge Read More …