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Because scripting new ideas for reality shows is hard, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick reportedly get engaged on the season finale of Kourtney and Kim Take New York, according to Life & Style:
“The season finale, which has already been filmed, ends with Scott proposing and Kourtney accepting,” an insider close to Kourtney tells Life & Read More …

Wow. They know not to smile for pictures that young? That’s actually impressive.
Just so nobody thinks Jesse James and Kat Von D are a couple of assholes rushing to get married as soon as possible before they realize they’ve made a horrible mistake – Oh, wait. – the two were decent enough to give Sandra Read More …

Because clearly he’s an idiot for reasons too numerous to count here, Jesse James has officially announced his engagement to Kat Von D, but not before showing up at a high-profile event an entire week ago with a rock on Kat’s finger. So, my, what a complete surprise. People reports:
“You know sometimes the public and Read More …

While attending the 2011 Art of Elysium gala Saturday night, Kat Von D was spotted with what looks like a diamond engagement ring on that put the following public Twitter exchange with Jesse James in perspective:
- Gettin pretty excited about tonights “Heaven” event for @TheArtofElysium! Got me a hot date too…
- @thekatvond Baby? You make Read More …

1. Hilary Duff
Posted: 2.23.2010
As I compiled this list at the beginning of the week, I found myself smiling when I saw the top post of 2010 because I completely forgot about these beautiful, almost quintessentially romantic set of photos. Here’s Hilary Duff accepting Mike Comrie’s proposal in literally the greatest way possible. Because, honestly, at Read More …

Add Reese Witherspoon to the list of 800 celebrities who got engaged/married/pregnant over Christmas. By my count, here’s the current death toll:
Reese Witherspoon and Jim Toth – Engaged.
LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian – Engaged. For real this time.
Lily Allen and I Have No Fucking Clue. – Engaged.
Chris Hemsworth and Elsa Pataky – Married.
Natalie Portman and Read More …

Apparently Natalie Portman did more than just have lesbian sex with Mila Kunis while working on Black Swan. She also had heterosexual sex with choreographer Benjamin Millepied who thanked her by putting a baby in her uterus and now they’re engaged, according to People. This makes these shots of her in a medieval thong all Read More …

Because what’s one post about a blow to the groin without another? Hugh Hefner has made his most prominent display of senility by proposing to his 24-year-old girlfriend Crystal Harris on Christmas, according to E! News:
Hef tweeted, “When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears. This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory.”
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“Take me to butter. And step on it.”
While news of an engagement was falsely reported a year ago in what I can only assume was an effort to inflate Rocky Road futures, Tony Romo officially proposed to his girlfriend Candice Crawford yesterday, according to Us Magazine:
Dating since September 2009, Romo, 30, proposed to Crawford (a Read More …