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Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow in Barbados over the weekend where she showed off her “perfect in every way,” GOOP-honed body. And for someone who survives solely on a sprig of asparagus in a white pheasant reduction sauce daintily served by Dickensian children (I’m just saying words now.) she actually has an ass on her. Which is Read More …

Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow in Barbados over the weekend where she showed off her “perfect in every way,” GOOP-honed body. And for someone who survives solely on a sprig of asparagus in a white pheasant reduction sauce daintily served by Dickensian children (I’m just saying words now.) she actually has an ass on her. Which is Read More …

Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow exiting her vehicle and proving she may have gotten a tad to into her role as Country Britney Spears. Because unless I missed an issue of GOOP, I’m pretty sure this is how you’re not supposed to exit a vehicle unless you’ve properly prepped the scene with a delicate saffron nage. Martha Read More …

“I’m sorry, come again?”
Full Disclosure: This is an LA Times story from last week, but it’s two days before Christmas and finding out Gwyneth Paltrow was essentially – and God willing, unknowingly – playing Britney Spears is probably the most hilarious thing that could happen to her outside of learning her Christmas veal wasn’t organically Read More …

Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow at the Hollywood premiere of Country Strong last night where she was a confusing jumble of Botox and leggyness. I honestly can’t tell if I want to have sex with her, or use her forehead to reflect the sun at a pile of ants. Then again, I’m sure if I promised to Read More …

In what has to be a kick to the eight balls for Lindsay Lohan – I hate myself for writing that. – Gywneth Paltrow will star in another episode of Glee, according to Us Magazine:
While there’s no word yet on when Paltrow will film her episode or when it will air, it’s safe to say Read More …

Seen here together in 2005 – Yes, those were legal at the time. – Lindsay Lohan is apparently still mad at Gwyneth Paltrow for making fun of her in an episode of Glee. At least according to Dina Lohan, who you can tell is cut off because she’s still using a month-old story to wedge Read More …