Feb 11

   

EMMA FROST: So what’s your mutant power?
KEVIN BACON: I look like I’m ejaculating in my pants around topless diamond chicks.
EMMA FROST: Groovy.
(Sold.)
- Jon Hamm reading a passage on buttholes. True story.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger will finally make the long-awaited sequel to Junior.
- John Travolta really wants that “Slave Recruiter of the Month” plaque. Read More …



Jan 25

   

As the world watched with bated breath to see how he could possibly top curbing January Jones despite looking like your dad, Jason Sudeikis has reportedly moved on to Scarlett Johansson. The two were recently spotted on a “double date” with Will Forte in Santa Monica, but according to Celebuzz, Scarlett’s rep insists it was Read More …



Jan 18

   

Almost as if she sensed I needed an excuse to post more of this dress, January Jones has apparently sobered up enough to realize she’s been having sex with SNL star Jason Sudeikis, according to People who conveniently left out all the drunk stuff:
The pair, who were first linked romantically last July, are calling it Read More …