Feb 3

   

Despite covering celebrities for years on here, I never once looked at Johnny Depp’s long-time girlfriend Vanessa Paradis because I just assumed she was some sort of crazy hot model. And then I saw these. At this time I’d like to apologize to you, the reader, for not making enough jokes about Johnny Depp being Read More …



Jan 11

   

(Welcome to the worst thing I’ve ever said about Johnny Depp. I literally feel bad.)
- Arianna Huffington pulled a Josh Duhamel.
- 50 Cent is probably going back to jail, except oh, wait, we don’t convict Wall Street investors in America.
- ‘The Kennedys’ is historically accurate enough for Canada.
- AnnaLynne McCord just Read More …



Dec 16

   

“Remember the rules: No eye contact. No smiling when together. And only address me as ‘Kerchief Slim, Mississippi frontiersman.’”
Here’s Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp attending the photocall for their new movie Cowboys vs. Homewreckers The Tourist in Madrid today which had to be all kinds of awkward considering it bombed at the box office over Read More …