Smuzzed

After all this talk of Chris Brown having a violent outburst and Paris Hilton being as racist as you’d imagine a white, vapid rich blonde would be, it’s time to take a minute and focus on something really important: Namely Justin Bieber saying he met Robert Pattinson when he like so totally didn’t. E! News Read More …

The headline pretty much covered it.
Side Note: Is it me or does this thing look nothing like Justin Bieber? Or is it supposed to be a younger version of him? Because that would make the humping even weirder and also prove he really is the next Michael. (Case in point.)
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“I heard Justin Bieber has a 10 inch dick, but it’s in his ass and belongs to Usher.”
- Mos Def via Twitter.
Photos: WireImage
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Obviously someone’s been staying up past his bedtime watching The Winner stick it to the man, because here’s the now-former Child Messiah Justin Bieber embracing the Dark Side and flipping off the paparazzi while celebrating his 17th birthday last night with Selena Gomez who looks just so, so thrilled. Then again, this is partially her Read More …

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez attended the Vanity Fair Oscar Party together Sunday night where they apparently stepped into a photo booth and “won” as the saying goes. Scope out the bottom left photo (here) and tell me that’s not the Canadian Messiah getting a face full of Disney décolletage. His mom’s gonna freak.
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I wear black diamonds instead of regular ones because I’m not flashy,just flossssy.”
- Justin Bieber in his now-controversial interview for Rolling Stone.
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“And Jesus went about all Galilee… healing all manner of sickness and all manner of disease among the people. Until his moms told him to come in.”
Rolling Stone had the brilliant idea of asking 16-year-old pop sensation Justin Bieber his thoughts on hot button political topics because there’s no way a Canadian kid privy to Read More …

- Sunday Rose is dressing Nicole Kidman now. How very Katie Holmes-esque.
- Nancy Grace wants to throw the book at Lindsay Lohan.
- Alex Pettyfer and his abs are worth it, say people with vaginas.
- JWoww has no fucking clue.
- Paula Abdul in a see-through shirt. Finally!
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Justin Bieber’s mom manages his entire career. Which is why it’s no surprise that after being caught on a private yacht with Selena Gomez, he’s been forced to introduce cartoon movies at the Golden Globes and star in PETA ads about saving puppies. At this point, she might as well send him to public school Read More …

Justin Bieber’s mom manages his entire career. Which is why it’s no surprise that after being caught on a private yacht with Selena Gomez, he’s been forced to introduce cartoon movies at the Golden Globes and star in PETA ads about saving puppies. At this point, she might as well send him to public school Read More …