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Charlie Sheen received 74,000 applications after announcing he was in the market for an intern, and apparently he’s now advancing people to some sort of “second round” where, hey, what are the odds? Porn star Isis Taylor made the cut. So feel free to punch yourself in the face if you actually thought this was Read More …

Joining the ranks of such empowered women as Jamie Jungers, who has to be just thrilled I reminded everyone she banged Tiger Woods for money – which she did, Kacey Jordan won this morning’s Porn Star pageant on The Howard Stern Show despite attempting to pretending she’s capable of dignity just two days ago on Read More …

Presumably still salty over the Bentley she was promised mid-coitus, Kacey Jordan can’t seem to stop talking about her three-day coke-fest with Charlie Sheen. You know, the one she went on while pregnant with somebody’s baby she can’t remember. Not that it matters, of course, because she had it vacuumed out this week which apparently Read More …

Like watching a majestic bird have its wings clipped, Charlie Sheen apparently spent the weekend texting every porn star he’s ever been with, and let’s assume some he hasn’t (It’s hard to keep count.), that he’s done making hooker sandwiches, five whores high. TMZ reports:
Among the messages Charlie has sent — “Please lose the number, Read More …

Porn star Kacey Jordan has been cashing in as fast as she can since being the first to identify herself as 1/4th of Charlie Sheen’s quadruple hooker bonanza. She’s literally taking any interview on the table which is why I’d like to offer her $20 to explain the marketability of having grotesquely swollen labia because Read More …

Kacey Jordan has wasted absolutely zero time cashing in on her new fame as one of five – Or four depending on new accounts. – porn stars who serviced Charlie Sheen during his 36-hour coke bender that put him in the hospital last week. Here’s what she’s already spilled in three separate interviews since just Read More …

Kacey Jordan has wasted absolutely zero time cashing in on her new fame as one of five – Or four depending on new accounts. – porn stars who serviced Charlie Sheen during his 36-hour coke bender that put him in the hospital last week. Here’s what she’s already spilled in three separate interviews since just Read More …

Like an idiot, I assumed yesterday that porn star Kacey Jordan lawyered up because Charlie Sheen had more than likely overdosed on a briefcase full of coke. Turns out the reason was much more simple and obvious than that: Gold diggin’. RadarOnline reports:
“Ok for all the f**king haters… I’m getting a baby blue convertible Bentley Read More …

Before we get into this, let me bring you up to speed on Charlie Sheen’s condition, he’s the fucking Highlander. The man was hospitalized yesterday for a hernia and not a drug overdose because let’s assume he’s built up a tolerance so strong Colombia would need to clone itself twice just to get him high. Read More …

While Charlie Sheen lays in a hospital bed with nothing but his love of proving all porn stars are hookers keeping him alive, Kacey Jordan (above) has been identified as one of the women partying with Charlie for over 36 hours at his house, according to RadarOnline:
“I have a lawyer and I am not making Read More …