Smuzzed

Russell Brand has been getting laid since he was seven if I’m reading his Wikipedia page right, so it’s no surprise to find out that getting married to Katy Perry has left him a sad, empty shell of a man. The Sun reports:
The comedian, 35, said: “I can’t believe I used to have sex 20 Read More …

- The Twilight cast is safe from the tsunami, everybody. For a second there, this was almost a catastrophe.
- Zac Efron isn’t even hiding it anymore.
- Jennifer Aniston wants you to smell her musk.
- Rachel Bilson? All I see is a parking meter.
- Alyssa Milano has this Twitter thing Read More …

*takes gun out of mouth* Ohthankgod.
Here’s your obligatory Katy Perry’s red carpet cleavage post because if this site’s about anything, it’s regularity. Like Wilford Brimley on a Quaker Oats bender in a Tijuana. (Why, brain, why?) Anyway, did anyone notice Russell Brand hosted SNL this weekend and the musical guest was Chris Brown? The same Read More …

“You like my Chupacabra, puta? I trim it for Hey-soos.”
Probably because every marriage around them is being revealed as the meaningless publicity stunts they were always intended to be, Katy Perry and Russell Brand have reportedly started seeing a counselor, according to Life & Style:
Three months into their marriage, Katy Perry and Russell Brand may Read More …

I was actually being serious up there. Is she Amish now?
Anyway, before we dive into the Super Bowl, here’s Katy Perry selling the hell out of her new fragrance “Purr” in Mexico City yesterday while also enticing no less than half the male population to immigrate to America. “Gigante jarras o muerte!” were the people’s Read More …

Usually when there’s an award show I dedicate an entire post to Katy Perry’s breasts because I believe in things like Honor, Integrity, America. However, after the photo of her without make-up hit the Internet last week, I’m not gonna lie, it was an uphill battle this morning until I came across this shot of Read More …

Usually when there’s an award show I dedicate an entire post to Katy Perry’s breasts because I believe in things like Honor, Integrity, America. However, after the photo of her without make-up hit the Internet last week, I’m not gonna lie, it was an uphill battle this morning until I came across this shot of Read More …

Being the loving husband that he is Russell Brand took a picture of Katy Perry as she’s waking up without her normal 800 miles of makeup on, and then posted it to Twitter. He’s since deleted it which is exactly what I would do once I remembered my wife’s breasts are ginormously awesome and I Read More …

Alright, folks, it’s been a magical week of pulling posts out of my ass, but alas, all good things must come to an end. So with that, I leave you with an entire gallery of Katy Perry’s holiday-themed decolletage which I’ve been saving for just this occasion. And also because I might’ve gone a tad Read More …