Smuzzed

- Ke$ha likes to bang her boyfriend in the middle of Rihanna’s shows. Why not?
- Michelle Rodriguez is having sex with dudes again.
- Surprise! Jesse Eisenberg is boring in real life.
- Adrienne Curry and Jenna Jameson rub their breasts together.
- While Megan Fox’s are still landing acting gigs against Read More …

If any of you are near a loaded handgun and just looking for a reason, Merry Christmas? Via The Hollywood Reporter:
Since their arrival on E! in 2007, thanks to such no-boundaries behavior, the tightknit family has ably defied the laws of 15-minute reality TV fame while building a wildly profitable empire. As the cameras keep Read More …

Khole Kardashian and Lamar Odom have released the ad for their new unisex fragrance “Unbreakable,” and I wouldn’t call this thing a commercial as much as a 30-second documentary on how to survive a Sasquatch attack. Apparently they whisper you into submission, only to lunge onto your back and start shredding the spine as you Read More …

True story. I went into this post with the intention of writing about Khloe Kardashian’s desire to fit into a bikini, only to stumble upon something even more ridiculous that also has no reason to exist. Via People:
“I’m in a working-out process, and I’m definitely back on trying to lose weight,” Kardashian, 26, told PEOPLE Read More …

In an upcoming interview with Playboy, Lakers star Lamar Odom discusses what would happen if a sex tape featuring him and Khloe Kardashian was ever leaked. (I’m assuming this scenario involves Khloe leaking it based on her family’s penchant for whoremongery.) Anyway, what follows is the exact wording you do not want to use while Read More …

Khloe Kardashian is apparently being forced by E! to dye her hair back to its original color because she doesn’t look enough like her sisters, according to Hollywood Life:
”I HATE being told what to do…. So not happy right now….,” Khloe tweeted on Jan. 15, later explaining the reasons for her frustration to her fans.
Khloe Read More …

After backing out of their famewhorishly named “Kardashian Kard” back in November, Kim, Kourtney and Harry from Harry and the Hendersons are now being sued for $75 million in damages by Revenue Resource Group who claim the sisters essentially turned its lights off. E! News reports:
Consumers Union, which publishes Consumer Reports, dissed the card, and Read More …

And now we know what it would look like if The Addams Family made a sex tape with The Sopranos.
- The Kardashian Family Christmas Photos.
- Denise Richards is banging Nikki Sixx.
- Antoine Dodson was definitely robbed.
- Jennifer Lopez looks suspicious in new American Idol promos.
- Minka Kelly wants you to Read More …