Mar 23

   

Taking time off from her busy schedule of wearing Superman’s house as a dress and shooting sparklers out of her vagina, Lady GaGa has voiced her support for 13-year-old Internet sensation Rebecca Black, according to Popeater:
“I say Rebecca Black is a genius and that anybody telling her she’s cheesy is full of s**t.”
Countless critics have Read More …



Mar 3

   

If I make a Sean Young joke will anyone get it? Because that’s basically what’s going on in these Lady GaGa shots from last night, but with the exception of it actually working. Think about it, who would you rather see Batman fight? A run-of-the-mill Oscars host or a crazed hermaphrodite in filthy underwear? The Read More …



Feb 22

   

Because the Madonna Playbook only has so many pages in it – half of them devoted to finding a singular ring of unparalleled power – here’s Lady Gaga at Madison Square Garden last night where she did her best Flying Nun with Treasure Map Nipples impression. Now, the last time she used Catholic imagery, Katy Read More …



Feb 18

   

In an interview with “The Morning Mash Up” on Sirius XM, Lady Gaga talks about how her life is “destined” to be a movie and that she should be played by an eight-foot tall multi-ethnic giant or a 45-year-old Italian woman. Either one. Via The Huffington Post:
“I think at some point, yes. I think I’m Read More …



Feb 14

   

Lady GaGa arrived to the Grammys last night inside an opaque egg carried by her entourage which she later emerged from in a yolk dress only to start touching herself. Or in other words, she’s entirely out of ideas. In the meantime, if Lady GaGa thought she could interpret how I enjoy a Grand Slam Read More …



Jan 27

   

Despite being such a creative and original force not at all sculpted by a corporate record label, Lady Gaga is taking the next step in the pop star playbook by launching her own perfume. And fortunately for the consumer, she knows exactly what she wants it to smell like. Fashionista reports:
According to sources in the Read More …



Dec 29

   

5. Lady GaGa
Posted: 2.17.2010
During simpler, more innocent times, there existed a rumor that Lady GaGa was born a hermaphrodite and therefore had both male and female genitalia. Cut to the 2010 Brit Awards where her stage outfit revealed almost entirely hatchet wound and not a single trace of man-wiener. None of you believed your eyes, Read More …



Dec 22

   

Back in October, Lady GaGa performed in Oslo looking noticeably.. plumper which brought about revelations that she starves herself to fit into her stage outfits. Following the concert she refused to be photographed in anything revealing her thighs even though she had a long, documented history of hating pants. Fast forward to last night where Read More …



Dec 21

   

While apparently taking senior citizen porn to long-overdue heights – Merry Christmas, Grampa! – Lady GaGa was groped by a female fan in Paris yesterday and pay attention to how she reacts: Not with a look to the bouncer, a complaint to HR or yells of “Hey, we’re cousins!” Lady GaGa simply hugs the rogue Read More …