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“Surnames? Where we’re going, we don’t need surnames…”
After her father was arrested for domestic abuse again this week, Lindsay Lohan is officially changing her name to just “Lindsay,” and Dina Lohan is reverting back to her maiden name, so rejoice, for the gin-beast shall falleth off the face of the earth into the yonder abyss Read More …

I didn’t know Jennifer Garner had a twin…
Boardwalk Empire star Paz De La Huerta has a reputation for being a hilarious, fall-down drunk so it was only a matter of time before she was arrested for assaulting models while one of her tits were hanging out. Which is exactly what happened last night when police Read More …

I don’t want to believe it either, but there they are and the scoreboard doesn’t lie.
You can’t fight the science.
Photos: Getty
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This is your chin on drugs.
Any questions?
Photos: Flynet, Pacific Coast News
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Here’s Lindsay Lohan arriving in court today where absolutely nothing happened besides the judge giving her another two weeks to contemplate a plea deal that would put her in jail for 90 days. But the important thing is she had a good time and an excuse to buy a new dress. I mean, just look Read More …

Thanks to the jewelry store selling the surveillance video of Lindsay Lohan allegedly stealing a necklace – on top of them now auctioning it off “for charity” – her legal team is going to pass on a plea deal that would’ve put Lindsay in jail for a short sentence. They believe they can prove the Read More …

For those of you hanging on to the extremely slim chance that Lindsay Lohan might be tossed in jail for her alleged jewelry theft, you can go back to waiting for her to run over a baby now. Apparently the jewelry store thought it’d be a great idea to sell the surveillance tape of Lindsay Read More …

Almost out of nowhere, it was announced yesterday that Michael Lohan joined the cast of Celebrity Rehab despite recently starting work as a rehab consultant and you know, not being addicted to anything besides having his face on television. Since then, Lindsay has grown concerned her dad will spill family secrets and has no clue Read More …

Well, it’s the third Wednesday of the month which means Lindsay Lohan and her breasts sashayed into court for something or other. This time around, she’s rejecting a plea deal in her necklace theft case after the judge made it clear she will do jail time. However, TMZ believes Lindsay will ultimately accept the deal Read More …

Judging by this tweet this morning sent by the guy.. thing and reports of them spending Valentine’s Day together, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are probably having heterosexual intercourse right now. Penis into the vagina:
watching grey’s anatomy-my fav show- @lindsaylohan sleeping next 2 me- should i wake her up to let her know her mom Read More …