Smuzzed

- Nick Cannon is scared of Mariah Carey’s vagina.
- Ina Garten is kind of a bitch.
- Donald Sutherland banged Warren Beatty’s girlfriend on camera.
- And Dr. Phil’s son is banging Hugh Hefner’s fiance.
- Vanessa Hudgens can’t help showing some skin.
- Kate Upton in Victoria’s Secret lingerie.
- Kim Read More …

- The Westboro Baptist Church are going to protest Elizabeth Taylor’s funeral because, seriously, these people are just showing up anywhere someone dies now. They’ll probably protest their own funerals.
- Benjamin Millepied defends Natalie Portman’s dancing.
- Robert Pattinson has creepy hands.
- Wes Anderson’s new movie will feature Bill Murray, Bruce Willis, Read More …

- The Westboro Baptist Church are going to protest Elizabeth Taylor’s funeral because, seriously, these people are just showing up anywhere someone dies now. They’ll probably protest their own funerals.
- Benjamin Millepied defends Natalie Portman’s dancing.
- Robert Pattinson has creepy hands.
- Wes Anderson’s new movie will feature both Bill Murray, Bruce Read More …

- Celine Dion’s breasts are the fountain of youth.
- Rebecca Black “performs” on The Tonight Show.
- Every Spice Girl is knocked up now.
- Selena Gomez is playing a dangerous game here.
- This may not have been what Elizabeth Taylor had in mind.
- Allan Ball is a shitty Read More …

- Celine Dion’s breasts are the fountain of youth.
- Rebecca Black “performs” on The Tonight Show.
- Every Spice Girl is knocked up now.
- Selena Gomez is playing a dangerous game here.
- This may not have been what Elizabeth Taylor had in mind.
- Allan Ball is a shitty Read More …

- Selena Gomez is probably going to be arrested.
- Michael Lohan returns to his vagina-kicking roots.
- Sienna Miller crying over.. noodles?
- James Franco is Perez Hilton now.
- Adrianne Curry is still taking pics of herself.
- While Kelly Brook does it for a living.
- Lindsay Lohan might Read More …

- Wyclef Jean got shot in Haiti.
- Les Moonves wants to Charlie Sheen back. Seriously.
- LeAnn Rimes and Brandi Glanville were apparently Twitter fighting at some point.
- Victoria Beckham isn’t eating until after the Royal Wedding.
- Candice Swanepoel in lingerie.
- Miranda Kerr is, too. Only hers is see-through. Read More …

- Wyclef Jean got shot in Haiti.
- Les Moonves wants to Charlie Sheen back. Seriously.
- LeAnn Rimes and Brandi Glanville were apparently Twitter fighting at some point.
- Victoria Beckham isn’t eating until after the Royal Wedding.
- Candice Swanepoel in lingerie.
- Miranda Kerr is, too. Only hers is see-through. Read More …

- Olivia Munn got plastered on The Today Show.
- Ashley Greene is stealing Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend.
- Dave Grohl tells Glee to fuck itself.
- Rebecca Black thinks she’s being cyberbullied.
- Holly Madison playing beer pong with midgets.
- The Blue Man Group: As interpreted by naked women.
- Hilary Read More …

- Courtney Love wasn’t satisfied destroying Kurt Cobain just once.
- And apparently American Idol is on board with her.
- The smoking gun in Lindsay Lohan’s probation report was tea. No, really.
- The smoking gun in your mouth is because of Cee Lo.
- Colin Farrell is giving Rihanna the ol’ shillelagh. Read More …