Smuzzed

That was fast.
Just a few weeks after Madonna and daughter Lourdes Leon kicked Taylor Momsen to the curb for Kelly Osbourne, they’ve already rolled out the new campaign for Material Girl that looks completely realistic and not-at-all a CGI rendering enhanced by sorcery because that would be ridiculous. It’s not like Madonna’s out there sacrificing Read More …

Because A-Rod clearly prefers a strong, unyielding arm up the anus, here’s a ripped Cameron Diaz leaving a Venice Beach gym yesterday. Unfortunately for her, I can see the semblance of a breast so this relationship was doomed before it even began. It’s a hard truth, but someone has to tell her before she spends Read More …

Because A-Rod clearly prefers a strong, unyielding arm up the anus, here’s a ripped Cameron Diaz leaving a Venice Beach gym yesterday. Unfortunately for her, I can see the semblance of a breast so this relationship was doomed before it even began. It’s a hard truth, but someone has to tell her before she spends Read More …

After a one-time stint as the face of Madonna and Lourdes Leon’s Material Girl fashion line, Taylor Momsen has already been shit-canned, only to be replaced by Kelly Osbourne, according to Hollywood Life:
After many rumors, they finally confirmed the good news today, announcing Kelly Osbourne as the 2011 face of the brand. Kelly replaces rebellious Read More …

Here’s Madonna and 24-year-old French break dancer Brahim Zaibat out in London last night, and before I jump in and presume there’s a relationship (See: Chloe Sevigny and Pauly D.), let’s take a look at the facts here: It’s Madonna with a young black kid being shoved into her limo. Yeah, that’s not a date. Read More …