Smuzzed

“Like a 12 oz. steak covered in scotch. I wonder if she answers phones. – Pants phones.”
Here’s Jon Hamm and Megan Fox filming their new movie Friends With Kids which is surprisingly written and directed by Jon’s girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt. I say surprisingly not because she’s a woman – mostly – but you’d just assume Read More …

- Holly Madison can’t bear to watch Hugh Hefner have his diapers changed by another woman.
- Gisele Bundchen is giving medical advice now. Oh, good.
- Benjamin Millepied is a ballet choreographer and a dick. How unusual…
- Miley Cyrus wants to ride a hog.
- Tila Tequila is still leaking that sex Read More …

- Tila Tequila says she’s sober now which means she’s drunk as shit.
- Octomom thought she was shooting a Depends ad.
- Lindsay Lohan will probably rent the apartment next to Tom Hardy.
- Heather Crook is not a criminal.
- But Fergie is a master smuggler.
- Showtime understands quality television. Read More …

- Tila Tequila says she’s sober now which means she’s drunk as shit.
- Octomom thought she was shooting a Depends ad.
- Lindsay Lohan will probably rent the apartment next to Tom Hardy.
- Heather Crook is not a criminal.
- But Fergie is a master smuggler.
- Showtime understands quality television. Read More …

- Tila Tequila says she’s sober now which means she’s drunk as shit.
- Octomom thought she was shooting a Depends ad.
- Lindsay Lohan will probably rent the apartment next to Tom Hardy.
- Heather Crook is not a criminal.
- But Fergie is a master smuggler.
- Showtime understands quality television. Read More …

- Tila Tequila says she’s sober now which means she’s drunk as shit.
- Octomom thought she was shooting a Depends ad.
- Lindsay Lohan will probably rent the apartment next to Tom Hardy.
- Heather Crook is not a criminal.
- But Fergie is a master smuggler.
- Showtime understands quality television. Read More …

- Tila Tequila says she’s sober now which means she’s drunk as shit.
- Octomom thought she was shooting a Depends ad.
- Lindsay Lohan will probably rent the apartment next to Tom Hardy.
- Heather Crook is not a criminal.
- But Fergie is a master smuggler.
- Showtime understands quality television. Read More …

- Tila Tequila says she’s sober now which means she’s drunk as shit.
- Octomom thought she was shooting a Depends ad.
- Lindsay Lohan will probably rent the apartment next to Tom Hardy.
- Heather Crook is not a criminal.
- But Fergie is a master smuggler.
- Showtime understands quality television. Read More …

- Tila Tequila says she’s sober now which means she’s drunk as shit.
- Octomom thought she was shooting a Depends ad.
- Lindsay Lohan will probably rent the apartment next to Tom Hardy.
- Heather Crook is not a criminal.
- But Fergie is a master smuggler.
- Showtime understands quality television. Read More …

- Tila Tequila says she’s sober now which means she’s drunk as shit.
- Octomom thought she was shooting a Depends ad.
- Lindsay Lohan will probably rent the apartment next to Tom Hardy.
- Heather Crook is not a criminal.
- But Fergie is a master smuggler.
- Showtime understands quality television. Read More …