Smuzzed

When news broke last week that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel called it quits, the list of women responsible were legion because he basically started cheating on her two minutes into the relationship. But now I can safely say it was definitely Mila Kunis‘ fault because her handlers felt the need to immediately tell People Read More …

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have officially broken up, according to People which should come to no surprise to anyone considering he’s banged Olivia Munn, Mila Kunis and let’s assume Amanda Seyfried in the past six months. Whether this means Jessica’s finally going to come out as a lesbian is anybody’s guess, but just in Read More …

Adding fuel to the rumors that Justin Timberlake’s penis accepted Mila Kunis‘ friend request (Don’t ever let me do that again.), he conveniently showed up to the Oscars sans Jessica Biel only to turn around and present an award with 95% of Mila’s breasts. Again, this could all be circumstantial evidence thanks to their new Read More …

“That’s right. Laugh into my erection, puppet. Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh.”
Back when Justin Timberlake tricked Olivia Munn into thinking he broke up with Jessica Biel, it was also rumored that Mila Kunis shot him down while they were filming Friends With Benefits. Of course, that was when she was half-blind and under the impression Read More …

Mila Kunis was also at last night’s SAG Awards looking, well, like Mila Kunis. Which is pretty much the greatest compliment I can give a women outside of pointing at my groin and yelling, “Boner, BONER!” and the exceedingly rare, “Tell me about your shopping trip.” Although that last one is more myth than legend, Read More …

I hate myself for that headline.
After photos surfaced online of a recently single Macaulay Culkin leaving a Barcelona sex club with porn star Irene Lopez, she apparently jumped at the chance to make sure everyone knew they’ve been doing all kinds of humping. E! News reports:
“The last time I was with him, no one found Read More …

Despite Michael Jackson touching him in places that can only be pointed out on a teddy bear, Macaulay Culkin seems to be handling his break-up from Mila Kunis, along with the fact she was blind the entire time, surprisingly well. Here he is leaving The Bagdad Live Sex Club in Barcelona with Spanish porn star Read More …

After rekindling America’s love affair with unrealistic lesbian sex, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have been red carpet staples this awards season thanks to their work in Black Swan. Despite essentially committing a crime against nature (i.e. this), Natalie’s the one getting all the credit while Mila tags along looking just, just awesome. Sure, she’s Read More …

Unbeknownst to anyone, Mila Kunis was secretly blind in one eye and only had her sight restored a few months ago – which is also the same time she broke up with Macualay Culkin. That’s a paint can to the balls. (Ha! Like the movie!) Via Us Magazine:
“I was blind in one eye for many Read More …

After years of me sacrificing first-born children at Madonna’s house praying just praying, Mila Kunis has finally broken up with Macaulay Culkin, according to Page Six:
The split was amicable, and they remain close friends,” her rep said.
A source said the couple split some time ago but has kept it low-key while Kunis promotes the movie Read More …