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Because on top of Horrible, Unholy Ass Week and Bitches Be Pregnant Week, it’s also Reboot Shows From the 70s Because Hollywood is Out of Ideas Week, so here’s Not Important, Minka Kelly, and Doesn’t Matter (It’s not racist if I say the same thing about the white chick.) on the set of the new Read More …

Jennifer Aniston apparently removed a few inches of her hair before attending the Madrid photocall for Just Go With It and people can’t shut up about it. Which is amazing considering this same afternoon Minka Kelly walked out of a building in a black tank top and turned her head to the left. THE LEFT. Read More …

Because every Leighton Meester post deserves Minka Kelly making her look like ass on a hot tin roof, here she is at airport security yesterday looking just as awesome, if not more actually, than her spread in GQ. On that note, this is exactly why I don’t work the TSA because I don’t understand how Read More …

Presumably this is God’s way of making up for me having to stare at the various hatchet wounds – an overgenerous if not entirely misleading term – of Charlie Sheen’s porn star/hookers, because here are new outtakes from Minka Kelly’s photo shoot for the February 2011 issue of GQ. In the meantime, she’s recently been Read More …

Here’s the often confused Leighton Meester and Minka Kelly at the premiere of The Roommate, and now that I see them together, I genuinely feel bad for thinking they look the same. It’s like equating one attractive woman to another attractive woman who happens to have a forehead the size of a windshield. That’s how Read More …

- Zac Efron wants to bang Michelle Pfeiffer.
- Regis Philbin sets his sights on a nice condo in Boca.
- Mark Wahlberg’s wife knows how to handle the Canadian press.
- Dita Von Teese is leather-clad.
- Brooklyn Decker is unclad. Almost.
- Katy Perry has Russel Brand’s balls Read More …

Unlike Katy Perry, there was no deep, moral quandary over whether or not to give Minka Kelly her own post. In fact, I knocked over an old woman running to my computer just to get these up. Why she even was in my house in the first place is none of your business, but Tiny, Read More …

Unlike Katy Perry, there was no deep, moral quandary over whether or not to give Minka Kelly her own post. In fact, I knocked over an old woman running to my computer just to get these up. Why she even was in my house in the first place is none of your business, but Tiny, Read More …