Smuzzed

Apparently the hackers who’ve recently leaked photos of Vanessa Hudgens, Renee Olstead and Scarlett Johansson, also went after Natalie Portman, according to TMZ:
Sources connected to the hackers tell TMZ … Natalie Portman (Oscar winner for “Black Swan”), Lindsey Vonn (Gold medal skier in 2010), and Carly Patterson (all-around Gold in gymnastics in 2004) are all Read More …

Mike Huckabee is most likely going to be one of the major candidates vying to run for president on the Republican ticket, so it’s good to know where he stands on serious issues facing Americans today. Issues like jobs, the economy and most importantly, what 29-year-old Natalie Portman and her fiance are doing with with Read More …

Despite predicting Jennifer Lawrence would win without ever seeing either Winter’s Bone or Black Swan – Seemed unnecessary. – Natalie Portman won the Academy Award for Best Leading Actress for her work in Black Swan. In an ideal world this would make lesbian ballerinas the new Holocaust, but The King’s Speech just won Best Picture Read More …

Here’s Natalie Portman bursting out of an office building with a face full of murder yesterday while Benjamin Millipied takes his sweet old time behind her. This guy seems a little too aloof for a balding ballet instructor who got a chance to bang Natalie Portman, only to do it all wrong by ejaculating into Read More …

Let’s play a game. I’ll point out the three things dominating the Internet today, and then you’ll try to keep a straight face while saying it isn’t entirely fueled by nerd-boners. Here we go:
1. Spider-Man getting butt-rammed.
2. The new Captain America poster.
3. Natalie Portman just walking around with a baby in her stomach.
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Here’s Natalie Portman at the 17th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards last night looking ridiculously good for a woman who could drop a kid on the red carpet at any second. Granted, I don’t think she’s that far along, but lately I’ve developed an incredible gift for concocting scenarios that require Mila Kunis to be Read More …

And now back to the Golden Globes.
Not that I’m trying to go all Sarah Palin on you – *quickly erases crosshairs* – but here’s a quick look at the man who thought knocking up Natalie Portman would be an awesome idea. His name? Benjamin Millepied, which is only slightly less ridiculous than “Lord Smuggerton” Read More …

After rekindling America’s love affair with unrealistic lesbian sex, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have been red carpet staples this awards season thanks to their work in Black Swan. Despite essentially committing a crime against nature (i.e. this), Natalie’s the one getting all the credit while Mila tags along looking just, just awesome. Sure, she’s Read More …

But let’s assume she is now.
During the premiere of No Strings Attached, Ashton Kutcher was asked how Demi Moore felt about his sex scenes with the almost two decades younger Natalie Portman, what follows is your typical Hollywood response from a man afraid of sleeping in the cellar again. Via Hollywood Life:
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Here’s an increasingly pregnant Natalie Portman walking around Los Feliz yesterday, and she actually looks pretty good until you get to this picture and remember all pregnant women eventually turn into trolls who demand copper coins lest ye can’t cross the bridge. TLC always seems to forget that part.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
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