Smuzzed

Shortly after I cashed out on Friday thanks to a Charlie Sheen overdose, Mel Gibson appeared in court where prosecutors either gave him a slap-on-the-wrist plea deal because of the precedent they set with Chris Brown (You just read that.), or simply feared dying in a courthouse fire. Regardless, his only penance to society is Read More …

Because California has a strict Keep Rich Women-Beaters Out of Jail policy (See here and here.), Mel Gibson struck a plea deal with prosecutors today where he’ll plead guilty to simple battery, but won’t face jail time and only has to attend counseling. His lawyer issued the following bullshit statement to TMZ that essentially asserts Read More …

“So I says to her, I says, ‘Perhaps you might blow me,’ and she turns around and slaps me with domestic violence charges, Jesus. I mean, how does that work? You gotta help old Mel outta this jam, buddy. This is the last one. I promise.”
Despite the fact it’s pretty much a given Oksana Grigorieva Read More …

In case you thought outrageous claims against Mel Gibson were over with the start of the new year, Oksana Grigorieva apparently just now remembered Mel used to beat her during sex because that’s the only way he can get an erection. Then again, something like that’s easy to forget. Like where you left your keys, Read More …