Feb 17

   

Michael Vick apparently wants to end up like all those dogs he murdered because he just bailed on his first post-prison interview with Oprah of all people. When reached for comment, she put on a Viking helmet and starting singing “I’m gonna fuck that boy uuuuuppp” in a opera singer voice. TMZ reports:
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Dec 14

   

“I have found your blood offering acceptable, Australia. Kia Sorentos for everyone!”
Hugh Jackman almost lost his life for Oprah while filming a segment at the Sydney Opera House this morning. He was supposed to make a heroic zip-line entrance to the stage, but instead decided to crash directly into the lighting rig to prove how Read More …