Smuzzed

To anyone who watched the Oscars Sunday night, it was painfully obvious James Franco realized ten minutes in he’d made a horrible mistake which left Anne Hathaway to do all the heavy lifting. So it makes sense that by the end of the whole experience they fucking hate each other. Us Magazine reports:
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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez attended the Vanity Fair Oscar Party together Sunday night where they apparently stepped into a photo booth and “won” as the saying goes. Scope out the bottom left photo (here) and tell me that’s not the Canadian Messiah getting a face full of Disney décolletage. His mom’s gonna freak.
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And here’s everybody else at last night’s Academy Awards so we can move the hell on with our lives. That said, I think my favorite part of the Oscars each year is watching the industry pundits feign shock over the show being the boring mound of bland, vanilla jokes it’s always been. As if it’s Read More …

Despite appearing in both Iron Man 2 and He’s Just Not That Into You, Scarlett Johansson was still invited to the Oscars where she made a rare post-divorce appearance and brought her agent as a date. Also, surprisingly in attendance was Sandra Bullock who seems like the type that carries a gun in her purse Read More …

Anytime Reese Witherspoon has been photographed over the past few months she’s been jogging like a goddamn maniac, so it’s no surprise she showed up to the Oscars looking incredible. Yes, she probably helped the caterers fine-touch a few ice sculptures with her chin, but that just means she’s comfortable with her handicap and exudes Read More …

Despite predicting Jennifer Lawrence would win without ever seeing either Winter’s Bone or Black Swan – Seemed unnecessary. – Natalie Portman won the Academy Award for Best Leading Actress for her work in Black Swan. In an ideal world this would make lesbian ballerinas the new Holocaust, but The King’s Speech just won Best Picture Read More …

Adding fuel to the rumors that Justin Timberlake’s penis accepted Mila Kunis‘ friend request (Don’t ever let me do that again.), he conveniently showed up to the Oscars sans Jessica Biel only to turn around and present an award with 95% of Mila’s breasts. Again, this could all be circumstantial evidence thanks to their new Read More …

Here’s Best Actress nominee Jennifer Lawrence (Winter’s Bone) arriving at the 83rd Annual Academy Awards looking just hot as shit, so let’s just say she won and save ourselves the mind-numbing three hours of watching. In the meantime, here’s a list of people who aren’t getting their own gallery so I don’t know why they Read More …