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Ashlee Simpson might have ended her marriage with Pete Wentz to bang his best friend, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t still care about him. So like a kind, loving friend she hung out with him over the weekend knowing full well he’d kill to Read More …

Former Chiodos lead singer Craig Owens was found by Pete Wentz who pretty much handed him project after project as the two became close friends. Which is why it’s hilarious that Craig decided to thank Pete by banging Ashlee Simpson within days of their divorce thus proving the universe was eventually going to get around Read More …

From the minute the papers were filed, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz’s divorce had been pinned entirely on Pete touring with a new band while Ashlee sat a home with the baby. Now his friends are coming forward and saying it was actually Ashlee who was out late partying for months with a “crew of Read More …

As people begin to remember Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz still exist, details surrounding their divorce have been pouring in like the fudge fountain in Jessica Simpson’s house, only with less marshmallows, gummy bears and Canadian bacon. While the general consensus is Pete doesn’t want the divorce, RadarOnline reports that it may just be a Read More …

To the surprise of absolutely no one, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz’s marriage didn’t work out which means she’s free to follow in her sister’s footsteps and become a farting brickhouse of desperation. Thank God. TMZ reports:
In documents filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Simpson cites “irreconcilable differences” as the reason for the divorce.
She’s asking Read More …

Call me old-fashioned, but I’m pretty sure you’re never supposed to carry a child by the butthole. I understand Pete Wentz has a coffee in one hand, but is gripping Bronx Mowgli by the ass-cheek really the best way to transport a toddler across the street? Because that just seems like a warning sign to Read More …