Smuzzed

I didn’t know Jennifer Garner had a twin…
Boardwalk Empire star Paz De La Huerta has a reputation for being a hilarious, fall-down drunk so it was only a matter of time before she was arrested for assaulting models while one of her tits were hanging out. Which is exactly what happened last night when police Read More …

Last night, the LAPD conducted a raid on Charlie Sheen’s house after receiving a call that he was going to harm himself with a gun and apparently he’s not even allowed to possess firearms per the temporary restraining order filed by Brooke Mueller. Long story short, the police ended up confiscating an antique gun along Read More …

WARNING: If you’ve never seen The Wire absolutely nothing I say will make a lick of sense.
As a white person, it’s my duty to speak of The Wire with such awe and reverence you’d think I was slowly opening the Ark of the Covenant. Which is why it saddens me to find out Snoop from Read More …

Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend Matthew Rutler were arrested at 2:45 a.m. this morning in West Hollywood. Matthew was nailed for DUI while Christina ended up in the drunk tank for public intoxication during the incident, according to TMZ:
Law enforcement sources tell us Aguilera appeared to be “extremely intoxicated” and was “unable to take care Read More …

Frankie Muniz reportedly put a gun to his head Friday night while arguing with his girlfriend about “prior relationships,” so right away I’m amazed things went south. After being taken to the hospital for observation, he returned home and promptly thanked her for saving his life – using the Chris Brown method. TMZ reports:
TMZ obtained Read More …

Shia LaBeouf was apparently involved in a drunken altercation that keeps going back and forth between him getting punched in the face and simply not liking to be called a faggot. At any rate, the third party has already sold his side of the story to RadarOnline and, even then, there are literally no winners. Read More …

When he’s not being fined for failing to cooperate with penis photo investigations or sued for sexually harassing two masseuses at the same time, Brett Favre gets to watch his sister Brandi Favre be arrested for running a bathtub meth lab and have his name attached to every single headline across the U.S .because his Read More …

“But… but… I’m so pretty.”
Despite the fact her accuser suddenly refused to cooperate with police before falling off the face of the Earth – Read: Dina paid her off – Palm Spring Police announced today they have enough evidence to charge Lindsay Lohan with battery effectively putting her in violation of her probation. As if Read More …

“But… but… I’m so pretty.”
Despite the fact her accuser suddenly refused to cooperate with police before falling off the face of the Earth – Read: Dina paid her off – Palm Spring Police announced today they have enough evidence to charge Lindsay Lohan with battery effectively putting her in violation of her probation. As if Read More …