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Mike Huckabee is most likely going to be one of the major candidates vying to run for president on the Republican ticket, so it’s good to know where he stands on serious issues facing Americans today. Issues like jobs, the economy and most importantly, what 29-year-old Natalie Portman and her fiance are doing with with Read More …

Last week Justin Bieber graced us with His views on abortion, setting the Internet ablaze. So naturally it makes sense that Kanye West would steal a 16-year-old’s game and tweet his own thoughts on the controversial subject:
an abortion can cost a ballin’ nigga up to 50gs maybe a 100. Gold diggin’ bitches be getting pregnant Read More …

You got kids? Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep. And when I see the Tea Party and all this stuff, it actually feels like racism’s almost over. Because this is the last — this is the act up before the sleep. They’re going crazy. They’re insane. You want to get Read More …

I wear black diamonds instead of regular ones because I’m not flashy,just flossssy.”
- Justin Bieber in his now-controversial interview for Rolling Stone.
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“And Jesus went about all Galilee… healing all manner of sickness and all manner of disease among the people. Until his moms told him to come in.”
Rolling Stone had the brilliant idea of asking 16-year-old pop sensation Justin Bieber his thoughts on hot button political topics because there’s no way a Canadian kid privy to Read More …

Because apparently they’re in the business of publishing clear and obvious bullshit this week, Us Magazine ran a story claiming Sarah Palin said Christina Aguilera should be deported for flubbing the National Anthem. Turns out they cited a fake interview from a satire site. Whoops. In the meantime, they’ve since spoken with Palin who, surprisingly, Read More …

“And yet still as beautiful as a baby’s ass dipped in silver. *kisses fingers* C’est magnifique!”
According to CNN’s Steve Bursk’s Twitter – Welcome to the state of journalism, says the man blogging about tits. – Anderson Cooper was reportedly attacked by a mob in Egypt while covering the protests yesterday morning:
Anderson said he was punched Read More …

The highly publicized miniseries The Kennedys, starring Katie Holmes as Jackie Onassis and Greg Kinnear as John F. Kennedy, has been canceled by The History Channel after deeming it historically inaccurate despite previously claiming their own history experts vetted the controversial script before filming. The Hollywood Reporter reports:
“Upon completion of the production of The Kennedys, Read More …

Proving that in these perilous End Times even those thought of as holy men will suddenly, and without warning, turn their allegiance toward the beast, Pat Robertson has changed his tune from blaming the earthquake in Haiti on a deal with the devil to blasting the war on drugs for creating criminals. Turns out ol’ Read More …